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i woke up extatic with excitment for my 17th birthday! only one more year until 18. i got ready for my fabtastic pink barbie slay gurl birthday partay with all of my bitches. my mother had told me that this year there would be a special guest. this made me especially excited. who could it be???? i rushed downstairs with my pink fluffy new fit.
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that was me^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ all glammed up and ready for my big day. i heard the doorbell ring. could this be the special guest? no. no it wasnt. it was bitch no. 2 (im no. 1, obvi) she says "happy bday éabha" she then spreads her legs and bitches 3 to 69 came out of her puthay!!!! they all gave my a big massive hug and said "HAPPY BDAY ÉABHA" my mum then says to me that a compeTITion was held for someone to be the special guest. all they needed to do was to be the first viewer on my insta story. they all took out their phones in a flash and i checked to see who was first and it was none of them.
it was....................ryan dolan (yarn/lodan).
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i was so excited to finally see ryan dolan (yarn/lodan) again!!! it had been so long since the last time he ate my poosay. it was so romantic, we were -3/33 years old and wanted to try something new. i heard a MAGICAL AND SEXY knock at the door, was this my special guest ryan dolan (yarn/lodan)??? i opened the door, and what? he was ugly now! i had never been so disgusted and dissaspointed in my life.
he said "OMG GIRLLLLLLLLL ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGGGG" (p.s. i think hes gay now lol). he came in and started to munch on the cake and i said "munch my cake xxx" and he said "kk x". he munched my cakey poosay for 123454657687i6756453465xxsnfjkafae hours.
