hobo jack x vinnie hacker

Chapter 9 - Vrainism Cult Conversion

Vinnie pov

I woke up feeling twinky, spakly and filled with emotion!!!!! why was I feeling like this? well lemme twll ya why! today was the annual vrainism celebration. we all beat each other heads in with mallots! I was thrilled to get back to the vruch. as I stepped into the beautiful glass palace, I vressed myself with the enchanting cummy words:

in the name of the vrain, the clemont and the holy fromage.

as I sat at my seat I noticed that hobo jack was there. it had been months since I had talked to him. he was sitting there with his manly hobo jack face. igh I miss him so much ugh. maybe vrain will give him back to me???

'Hobo jack I didnt know you were a vrainist?' then hobo jack says, 'shut up bitch I dont wanna talk to you u little slutty ass mother fucking whore as balls shit head lol cum!' the local vriest came to the alter but little did I know this vreist was now cumer foley. 'hello. how are ye? we are gathered here today to celebrate the most holyist day of the vrear. there will be markets and worship places throughout the week. enjoy.' he said in a monotone voice 'now on to democracy......' he continued but I was still looking at hobo jack. augh hobo jack, how much I miss ya. ya know u love me ahha ik ya care ahha just shout wheneva and ill be there. 'now time for the vreast' mr foley foley said 'now take ur hamps and start to chomp' everyone stood up in unison and creamed. we paid our purrrrrrespect by singing the holy vrain song "

Thy shall eat the holy cheese after dinner.

Thy shall memorise the futur proche.

Thou shalt not breath in her classroom, as she knows everything that happens apparently.

Thou shall praise Clemont.

Thou shalt have a grammar section.

Thou shalt learn the 1432 types of the Holy Fromages.

Thou shall be fluent in French.

Thou shall have a flawless hardback copy.

Thee shall get 100% in all French tests.

Thou shalt tournez à gauche."

then after this, ms vrain suddenly rose from the floor and asked the crowd 'u alright there paola?'