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Chapter 29 - Going To Town To Get Lunch And Then Going Back To Maria's House

The Ancient Scripture States:
1.  Make potion and drink

Distilled water

Star anise

The lock of a golden dragons hair

Maria's toe nail

2. Going into town and getting lunch (where the wind takes you)

3. Bring lunch to the portal beyond the Waterville turn.

4. Offer the lunch to the portal guardian(Claire)

5. Enter if allowed and cross the bridge that the hogwarts train goes under.

6. Ask the old wizard for directions to the great mountain. Once crossed locate the CORRECT house (point of no return) and enjoy the house...

7. (ONLY FOLLOW IF IN WRONG HOUSE) if in a house with no sockets, travel by horse east beyond the golden clouds until you reach the correct house. WARNING: if in incorrect house for too long the socket monster will plug u up 😉

EJ pov:
It was a gloomy day in athlone, boring even so I open my phone. I see that Maria has snapped me and so I think to myself " I would love to go into town and get lunch and then go back to Maria's !" . I message her, eager for a response...

Before I even get one I embark on my quest . Maria said no but that won't stop me! I look in my attic and find that an ancient scripture from the year 1769 describes in detail the correct way to go into to town and get lunch and then go back to Maria's.(see above)

I reach town and pick up some distilled water and star anise from Tesco and then embark to locate the Golden Dragon. Legend has it that it resides in Arcadia court; just beyond the fence by the tree line. I bring my sword and prepare to slice a lock of its hair. The fight was brutal and tiring but that didn't stop me and I got the hair.

I then had to get Maria's toe nail from Polly's bin. I reach her house by horse and carriage and sneak in while she's in town with Maria and Hugh getting lunch. I bubble bubble boil and trouble while I fend off baby Ken Carson with chicken. I drink the potion and feel.... alive.

I now must go and retrieve and lunch to the portal guardians liking. I go to subway and get a meatball sub; footlong to be exact.  I gallop to the portal beyond the Waterville turn, stopping in bannons for a cheeky Diet Coke before my voyage.

Thankfully my lunch is accepted and then go, past the portal. I wake up in a field and am dizzy. I head north towards the bridge in which the hogwarts train passes under. I cross it with ease but I nearly got rizzed up by Ron.

I must the locate the old wizard (Arthur) and ask for directions to the Great Mountain. I have to follow the path through Wisteria Lane and through the Enchanted Forest to reach the great mountain. It took exactly 7 days and 8 hours(5 minutes in the real world) to climb the mountain but I did it.

I reach a house, ready to relax but then I notice a severe lack of sockets. I think to myself  "what was said in the scripture?". I was thinking for a while, when I heard a noise. I then felt a plug....the Socket Monster(Darcy). And my GOD he rocked my shit eh!!(?) I ran as fast and my LITTLE legs could carry me until I headed for my horse. I travelled East beyond the Golden Clouds until I reached it....Maria's House. I got in my tractor and peered in through the windows. My quest was done, and I can now finally rest. I cuddled up by Maria's fire (with Maria) with a good book(Maria's eyes).