what will happen when strong hot seggsy bad boy hobo jack meets vinnie hacker , a lonesome shy emo edgy uwu among us gamer kid, READ THIS PHENOMAL NOVEL TO FIND OUT
i wake up in my black painted edgy emo kid my chemical romance themed skateboard everywhere monster can bedroom and hear my mother calling me downstairs
mom: HOBO JACK GET YR ASS DOWNSTAIRS RN hobo jack : IM COMING OMG
ugh sometimes my mom is so annoying all i wanna do is really just go skating with da boyz and like be a hobo and shiz
i go downstairs to see what she wants
mom: HOBO JACK ITS TOME FOR SCHOOL
ugh i hate school i always hang with da boys but my crusty ass history teacher makes life worse he literally looks like if a human were a piece of raw chicken and i want to throw him in a garbage dispenser.
hobo jack : UGH OKAY IM READY FOR SCHOOL BUE MOM mom: bye sweetie!!!!!!!!!!! i take a piece of toast cuz who has time for breakfast anymore and i skate to my 2 hour distance school but since i'm hobo jack i get there in 0.99999999999999999 miliseconds in light years
i look up to see the great big building i've gone to for the past 89 years UGH SCHOOL I JUST WANT TO GRADUATE
i turn and see da boyz da boy 1: HEY HOBO JACK SUP DAWG da boy 2: SUP HOMIE WHY DIDNT U GO SKATING WITH US YESTERDAY hobo jack: oh sorry i was listening to chemical romance so loud that i didn't hear u throwing eggs and breaking down my house as it caught flames da boy 2: oh that's perfectly fine broski da boy 3; woahhhhhhh look at that hot chick over there
a new girl and her twin brother walk into the building
the girl is none other than trisha paytas all of da boyz swoon over her golden locks and weird outfit in fact here's a picture
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she seems like the type of girl i would instantly fall in love with but surprisingly i had no feelings for her
i turn around and look at her twin brother, he looked lonely kinda depressing but he was the hottest person i had ever seen in my two dimensional tomodachi life game life his name was apparently vinnie and he was an uwu shy boy who just stuck with trisha everywhere she went
as a was bad boy hobo jack homecoming king and ranked hottest boy in the school with hottest girlfriend in the school year who is known none other than gabbie hanna everyone was jealous of me and we were ranked hottest couple for the past 89 years oh btw forgot to mention i'm actually like 173839038172893 years old but let's just say i'm 16
as i was bad boy hobo jack i was entitled to do anything so i walked up to vinnie and called him the most pulchritudinous elegant dapper beautiful clean cut smooth fit hottest most seggsiest sussiest man on the planet
as soon as i said all the words for handsome that i have in my vocabulary vinnie said these inspirational words with his extraordinarily deep voice "hey i've heard about u are u the hobo jack aka the sussiest imposter here" i was left speechless how did he know i was the imposter anyways "y-y-y-yeah u-u-rrrr e-e-extremely hot but a-a-a-arent u dating gabbie hanna uwu" he says "oh no i would leave that smelly hag slag toe nail smelling gyal for u vinnie" "r-r-really h-h-hobo j-j-j-jack?????" he stutters "of course baby now let me take u around the school with da boyz" they walk around the school so this is gf4 our base class and the rest of the school is basically just our kingdom
they enter gf4 as vinnie checks his timetable "OMG HOBO JACK W-W-WE'RE IN THE SAME CLASS UWU" the bell rings and they all sit down their dusty crusty disgusting mingusy smelly toe eating skanky man of a history teacher bursts in through the door "HELLO CLASS OPEN UR HISTORY BOOKS NOW TODAY WE ARE LEARNING ABOUT CAVEMEN"
i think to myself "sigh cavemen" suddenly i get a war flashback to when i was once a caveman
i pass out on the floor out of shock everyone cries cuz they think i'm dead vinnie gives me cpr and everyone cries of joy all of a sudden school is over "hey vinnie wanna come back to my place??" i smirk as a say in my deep ass voice to vinnie "o-o-of c-c-course hobo jack i never thought you'd ask!!!! uwu" "ok hop on my motorcycle that didn't exist until right now" all of a sudden i remember i don't know how to ride a motorcycle but since i'm hobo jack anything is possible we suddenly arrive at my big my chemical romance themed bad boy mansion
"HI SWEETIE" my mom screams "WHOS UR NEW FRIEND"
"ugh hes my weird project partner i got assigned"
"OKAY HAVE FUN"
"hobo j-j-jack do u think i'm weird" "ofc not baby cakes i just say that to act cool" "o-o-okay"
hobo jacks parents and whole family suddenly leave the mansion
"well seems we got the place to ourselves huh" i smirk "d-d-d-d-d-don't u think u should break up with gabbie first" "ugh i will later babydoll"
hobo jack flings vinnie onto his 10 person fitting bed right under his my chemical romance poster
vinnie stutters "h-h-h-hobo jack i think u forgot i'm scared of emos"
"it's fine ur with me" i smirk "okay zaddy" vinnie splutters
to be continued.....
AUTHORS NOTE hey guys hope u enjoyed my novel it's inspired by many different events and i thought i would make a very inspiring story!!! stay tuned to chapter 2 that is coming soon
