what will happen when strong hot seggsy bad boy hobo jack meets vinnie hacker , a lonesome shy emo edgy uwu among us gamer kid, READ THIS PHENOMAL NOVEL TO FIND OUT
i woke up and went to school and all of my friends were sick with a mysterious hungarian disease. i was alone, scared and horny.
i waited outside the classroom, waiting for my friend, zebrassire, who texted me and said she was gonna out!!!!! i was stunned, speechless, choking back tears, VERY unhorny. i nervously texted my mommy beggin' her to let me leave school since i only have 3 friends: zebrassire, haemogoblin and mumpdy dumpty.
my mommy said "NO" at first, i was mad and transformed into my furry form!!! i waltzed in class at a 1 and 2 and 3 and 1 and 2 and 3..... beat. my first class was a mysterious language class called "gaeilge". ms keena was out!!!! i almost collapsed. then hobo jack sat next to me?? i was confused. how could anyone see me cause im so petite? but he did, he saw me, and dropped his case of pencils. i almost got crushed (as im so petite). he gracefully picked up his educational stationary supplies with the smoothness of a ballerina.
i was in my french studies and i sat down in matthaCHEWWWW's big as throne and he got sad and collapsed on ms caesers frenchussy. ms caeserussy said " TAKE OUT YO DAMN ASS HOMEWeRK". i stopped, i didnt have it, i was sweating sweat, but then, kittenkween says on the intercum " CAN ALL BADUSSYS PLS CUM TO THE HALL FOR AN ASS-EMBLY". as i was a badussy i walked to the hall in my hot pink barbie girl french chanel-dior-gucci heels. lulu (they defo-homosexual in a glass wardrobe x) was on his way and i shoved him down the stairs. he fell. and died. lol.
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at the ass-embly, ms done-a-hoe was there and so was kittenkween and a mysterious wo-man. they explained that in order to get to the next level you would have to be interviewed. each tribe would be organised in alphabussycal order. i was stunned as i wanted to be with zebrassire, haemogoblin and mumpdy dumpty. chomh maith leis sin, they were on about phones and other shit. some phones cumfesscated!!!!!!!!! i waltzed back to french studies class and ms caeser gave us homewerk.
then geographical stidues was commencing andd it was boring buttttttttttt dobby wobby got a fresh trim.
