𝐒𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭- 𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐬 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐄𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧

Y/n

Life is funny ... and I hate it

Like bitch don't try to be funny with me I'll beat your ass dumb cunt .

Ugh such a basic bitch literally life has to be a bitch because it can bring you happy or depressing moments I know life is a fuckin cunt I know it has to be .

Like okay fuckin Karen I get it you get your period as well but damn please let me know when you're gonna smack me in the face like damn .

Honestly this is all eve's fuckin fault literally why have sex with Lucifer ? After god said not to like bitch this is why women suffer more damn Horny bitch ...

But I shouldn't say shit cause fuck I would too , Lucifer is fuckin sexy like let me ride that -

I'll stop before I pervert y'all brains Lowkey the best people are the craziest ones ! Funny and out going

Maybe that's why we get along

Yo but imagine the devil being hot as fuck , well duh he's in hell burning up all day

I laugh at the small joke I made

Okay but seriously him being hot as fuck now imagine god !?!?

Like ayo lemme hook up with you and have your kids shit let's recreate Virgin Mary and your dad sex scene

Wait how is she call a virgin ? .... Yet had you .?!

She ain't no damn virgin anymore let me take that titile back .

" ALEXA PLAY MELANINE MARTINEZ" I scream
Across my apartment

You see why I have no friends ? I'm so random I be having so many random outburst I can be full of energy and then I be mad and bored the next minute.

Not to mention I'm socially awkward....

But no negative energy around me , don't take me as a fuckin dumb ass before I k.o you on the boxing ring

I should go buy a rose quartz to find me a sugar daddy I know I have hawks but now imagine with 2 sugar daddy's !? Imagine how much money ??

You know what sucks ? That I can't kill anyone that annoys me because I'll be in jail for 100+ murders that's how much people irritate me .

Everyone thinks they are perfects and shit when they have different intentions on the low .

I see shit and just lay back and look at the actions they do .

Especially in some house holds , they act like a nice perfect family when in reality they're not . One of the parents is cheating while the other one puts up with it because it's for "the Kids" and they don't wanna hurt them at the young age they are at. But what they don't know is the kids hear them arguing everyday . And see the other parent suffering drinking the pain away .

This is what causes mommy and daddy issues .

Okay "ALEXA STOP PLAYING MELANIE MARTINEZ"

With that my rant stops because I have some
Dark humor I was gonna add but it's not the right choice

But maybe that's why I like being slam against the door and being choke and spit on .... Uh let's ignore that

But seriously if a guy isn't my type I want him to
Shut the fuck up

I sigh loudly and tilt my head to the side with my tongue slightly sticking out