As I walk down the street I held my bacon in my hand I stop at the light post and seen a kid watching peppa pig and started to laugh
'Ugh kids disgusting' I told myself
He look up at me and seen my food and did some puppy eyes
"Can I have some?" He ask
"Where's your mother?" I ask as I ate my bacon
"Inside the store she left me outside because I can't stay in one place can I have some?" He ask again pointing at my bacon
And I said "oink oink" and snorted as I pointed at his telephone screen
At this point the kid bursted into tears and I began to laugh so hard I had to hold my stomach and tears rolling down my cheeks
"Okay that's enough traumatizing the kids for today" hawks says as he picks me up like a bag of potatoes over his shoulder
I was still laughing and this kid was crying he Didn't even know that to
"Yeah remind me not to make you a mom" he said as He took me away from the poor kid now crying to his mother .
"You should've seen his face" I said in between laughter
"Damn it y/n I can't leave you alone for a second because you'll go traumatizing little kids" he says
We pass by another group of kids with balloons and with my Bobby pin I pop them one my one
They all look at me and I stuck out my tongue as I'm being drag away by hawks
I think he had enough of my shit and ended up Flying up
"You seriously woke up and choose violence" he says
"I thought that was funny" I said
He landed on a random roof and look at me
"Funny?" He said raising a brow
"Yes duh" i said
" and look!" I said pulling out a small back pack
His eyes widen and look at me
"No you didn't" he says
"Oh yes I did I said"
He sighs loudly and closes his eyes
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Once he open them he looks at me and inspects the backpack
"You really stole the Poor backpack full with candy?" He said
I look at him " YOU MUST BE CRAZY TO SAY ITS JUST CANDY THESE ARE LIMITED ADDITION!"
He looks at me like had grown two heads and walks over to me and sighs again and snatched the backpack away from me
"Babe have you forgotten I'm rich and I'll buy the whole damn company just to make you happy?" He said
"But then" I said
"But then what?" He questioned
"I won't be able to say it's easy like stealing candy from a baby you know that phrase?" I said trying to lighten up the mood
"Here take these I'll be back" he says handing me a book and a chocolate bar
"I'll only stay because of the candy" I said as I sat down and open up the book
After reading and finishing the candy I got bored so I decided to leave and walk around town because why not I'm bored .
As I walk around I enter this small shop where I was greeted by a nice old lady the shop smells so good like chocolate heaven
As I walk down the aisle I see many rocks
I frown and look around and see books and liquids
"This is what happens when I don't read signs" I told myself
It's true I randomly be walking into stores having no clue what they sell
For example last time I walk into a store and guess what ?
I was enjoying my candy and once I seen the big shelf of 'adult toys' I Choke literally choke
As I seen a massive dildo I swear I could've have fainted
Especially after a guy told me "you look submissive and breeable" when I tell you I teleported out of there without no hesitation
The guy probably blink a couple of times to see if I actually disappeared.
As I look inside the books of this shop I realized where I am at "witchcraft shop?"
This is funny I'll probably end up burning the entire place if I Read a spell knowing me I would .
"Hello dear are you looking for something specific?" The lady says
"Tch yeah how the hell can I go back to heaven ?" I said as I skim through the pages of the book
"Pardon me?" She says
I look at her and seen her color has drain out of her face and she was shaky
"Oh sorry it's a joke" I say playing it off
"Uh you look familiar" she says
"Huh I don't know you old hag please back away" I said
"You're that fallen angel aren't ya ! You tried to hook up the god and than you hook up with some angels and than you wanted to hook up with sata-" I cut her off by slamming the book on the desk
"Ahhhhh spider" I said jumping away from her
" aren't ya?" She says
"Nope don't know who you're talking about" I said as I teleported out of the store into the other side of the street
"There you-" before they can finish the sentence I kick them in there balls and slammed them on the floor making them cough
"Owww y/n what the fuck" hawks says
I caught my breath and look at him "sorry I thought you were someone else"
"What the kids who's candy you stole?" He jokes
"Mm sure" I said getting up and walking away
" your new bed should be arriving now we better go" he says
"Oh right I forgot you broke my bed" I said
"Really?" He says
"No you Damn bastard" I said slapping him on the chest
"Well I can break it again and buy you a new one" he smirks
"I think the fuck not" I said as we walk back to my apartment
