𝐒𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭- 𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐬 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐓𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞

Y/n'

'Knock knock"

Was the first thing I heard once I woke up seriously who's crazy enough to show up at someone's house this early in the morning

What is this the 1980's !!!

Be a good neighbor and check up on them and give them the news paper

Like what the fuck .

I hate interacting with people early in the morning I just wanna blast them with a laser especially loud people full with energy.

After the third knock on my door I did what any good person would do

I smile happily and reach for my laser gun and shoot them

I didn't want to hear a reaction I just fell back asleep my sleep is something so important to me nothing will come in between us .

Oh well whoever I shot deserves to be in hell for disrupting my peace and quiet

"I thought you would have ran more far away" a raspy voice says

I immediately shot up and look at him in the eye

"Who the fuck do you think you're you ashy bastard have you ever use lotion ? No wonder you're single also is your dick ashy as well?" I laugh at the joke I made as he was trembling in anger

"Oh don't mind me also quick question is your ass ashy as well!" I yell and scream in laughter

Soon the others came and Chuckled at the jokes

But i spotted him and roll my eyes

"Don't think you're safe you burnt bacon" I smirk and got out of bed

" do you have to staple you dick as well is it also burnt to crisp as well? Oh don't tell me you ain't have a dick and it burnt as well" I said with a smile

"That's too bad you've to staple yourself together do you staple your ass as well" I was basically rolling around the floor laughing at whatever comes out of my mouth

I never took anything serious before because I'll turn it into a joke

They look as me as I gone crazy but I didn't care

"Listen to me you brat you're gonna work for me understand" the ashy dude says grabbing me by my hair making me look into his eyes

That's when .

I spit on him making him drop me "I'll listen to no man and never work for a foolish man child" I spat

Getting off the floor I look at all of them

"Why are you so mad are you still hurt about that damn bird hurting you" burnt bacon says

"Mmm I'll say no because that's none of your concern burnt meat"

He looks at me and walks towards me yet I took a step back and look at him

"Don't you wanna get pay back on him for hurting you?" He says

Payback. What is it for exactly ?

I wanna read their minds but I haven't had some energy in a while and it takes up too much power and they'll see me as soon as my eyes turn a different shade

"I don't care" I said

"He Can sleep around with whoever he wishes that's not my problem he was never mines to begin with it was just a fling" I said

"You're so pretty though" the blond hair girl says

She seems genuine about it as well but I know she's crazy and they're dangerous

I sigh and turn around "y'all should leave I wanna read my manga"

They still didn't listen to me so I did what I had to to

I teleported them all back to Japan and teleported myself back home

Looking at my dogs I smile and sigh

"Looks like we have to leave again" I mumble

It's true we have to leave I cannot risk having him
Coming to my door I'm still in the healing process and seeing him would make it worse .

And honestly I cannot manage to sleep properly and it's annoying

Maybe if I can live under the ocean ? I can do that yes but my dogs are what keeping me here also my manga would get ruined and that won't happen in my watch

"Man this is a bust" I said as I laid back down on my bed

Cancers are really so bad at making decisions especially me but hey we can be funny as fuck but that's not gonna help my situation right now

And why am I talking about zodiac signs

"Fuck I'll figure this out later or tomorrow I don't wanna think right Now" I said and buried my face to my pillow

Life is so complicated .