If I were in Ouran Acedemy (ON HOLD)

Holy shit!

"What" , says Tamaki (A/N: pissed you didn't I melina)

"MY SISTER HAS A CRUSH ON THE SHADOW KING" wow Tamaki smooth.

"Tamaki what are babbling on about now", say Kyoya walking into the situation.

"Nothing". Melina's face is beet red haha.

"Melina do you have a fever im sure one of my family's hospitals would prescribe you something", Kyoya says getting closer to Melina's face.

"No I'm good you know it's just a ...heat flash. Yeah a heat flash", Melina na says trying to cover it up. He says ok and moves on to collecting money. Damn tax collector.

"TAMKI YOU DUMBASS HE ALOMST FOUND OUT", Melina screams while hitting her brother repeatedly. I burst out laughing cause Tamaki came out of the room with a million bruises. Well on to more important matters we are cosplaying today in kimonos they are really pretty and I really like mine (A/N: in media cause I can't describe stuff). But yeah so everyone is crying and shit but I don't know how until haruhi bumps into kaoru.

"You use eye drops that's cheating!" ,I yell at the devil twins.

"No it's not it's very common foe a host to use fake tears. Plus who wouldn't love a man on the brink of tears" ,they say in unison.

i squint my eyes at them and say "go shove a corn dog up each other's ass the girls would love that" after I just sit down with honey senpai and eat cake. Out of the corner of my eye I see girl looking in through the door. Yes then Tamaki and the twins swoop trying to convince to come in. The funniest part is she slaps Tamaki. I just die of laughter right there. She then introduces herself .but I kinda block her out so I only know her names Renge ,she is obsessed Kyoya ,she's an otaku ,and she's annoying. Hm I don't like her and it appears Melina doesn't either. Shit is about to hit the fan.

So yadda yadda yadda she thinks we need a dark side which I think is funny cause first honey is a thug ,Mori is a drop out ,the twins are basket ball stars ,Haruhi is bullied ,I'm paralyzed from the waist down ,and get this TAMAKI is the lonely prince more like the looney prince if you ask me.

So you know how goes Kaoru hurts himself ,Hikaru is sad ,tamaki comments about loneliness ,you know the usual. So now me and haruhi running well haruhi is im wheeling?

I don't know but yeah honey catches up to us and says "I'm gonna show you what happen when someone crosses me" then Mori says "Mitskuni stop when you hurt others your only hurting yourself" hm most he's said in awhile "I didn't ask you for advise you want me to put you over my knee again" wow he looks up and says ," it really pisses me off when people don't know there place" damn honey that was hot. What the fuck did I just think. Meh I don't care. He cracks and starts crying to me and haruhi saying he's sorry.

"It's alright honey it's just acting so we know you don't mean it" ,I say with a small smile. Renge gets mad at him and just stops directing.

In the back I hear "what does she thinks she's doing changing the host clun do touching my Kyoya" ha Melina. I guess Renge heard her and they really start fighting.

"And who are you to say I'm wrong. Your not even apart of the host club so why are you even here" ,Renge comments sticking up her nose.

"Well bitch if you weren't so obbessed with my Kyoya then you would fucking know I'm Tamaki's sister" ,Melina says back with a sickly sweet smile. I think shit hit the fan. Well basically what happened was um Melina got super pissed and she said a lot of how do I say it um nasty words to Renge. I had to cover honeys ears to keep them innocent and well let's just say we needed Mori to break them up well more like to get Melina off of Renge. I wonder how Kyoya hasn't heard this yet.

"What's going on" there he is.

"Um well you see what had happen was.." ,Melina starts but is soon cut off by Renge.

"Kyoya tell her. She is ruining the production and is trying to hurt me" and I hear Melina mumble "that whore". "

Melina if your going to act this way I'm going to kindly ask you to leave" ,Kyoya says in a calm manner. That bastard he fucking knew Melina longer yet he take Renge's side. Bitch.

"If Melina is gone im gone sees you bitches later" ,I yell running after Melina.I finally catch up to her but I'm super out of breathe and she looks out of it.

"Hey Mel don't fret over Kyoya. He may act like he doesn't care but he does he just doesn't want people to know it" ,I say to her hopefully making her feel better.

"I know but she's just such a bitch. Kyoya doesn't even act like himself. He acts nice and warm it makes me think she seduced him or something", she says glaring at air.

"Well he did say she was a business partners daughter so that might explain it", I say thinking back. I tell her I'll be right back and check to see how everything is doing. I turn the corner to see Kyoya looking disturbed.

"You alright" ,I ask. Hey he may be a dick but I'm still concerned.

"I feel like I messed up"

"you did", I say being blunt.

"You should have taken Melina's side since I know you like her" ,I say to him.

"How'd you know did that idiot tell you" ,he says frantically.

"I didn't until now ,but little secret for ya. She likes you too" ,I say smiling. I walk off back to Melina and push her up.

"Come on tiger you gotta ask your man to be your man", I say to her shoving her around the corner to Kyoya.

"I'll let you lovebirds be", I say to them waling off. I hope they work out.I walk to the set and see Renge provoking some guys with Haruhi near her.

"Oh KIMBERLY COME OVER HERE AND HELP HARUHI GET INTO CHARACTER" ,Renge screams from across the lot. i walk over to her and she eventually pisses the two guys off enough for them to shove her. Haruhi luckily catches her but gets hurt. Ok that is where I cross the line with these douches.

"OK I KNOW SHES TALING BAD ABOUT YOU AND SHIT BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO PUSH HER YOU DUMBASS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IF I DID THAT HUH", I scream in their face. Tamaki comes by and sees haruhi with her contact slipped out. He flipped the fuck out and fucking got violent. Ok Tamaki calm yo titties. Eventually everything is straighten out ,but Renge had to ruin it by wanting the shot be perfect and smash Kyoya breaks the lense.

"Renge stop this nonsense and stop being a pest" ,Kyoya says calmly. Ooooo shit gettin real. Melina is in the corner laughing so I walk over to her.

"So how's you and Kyoya. You guys were gone awhile have a smooch fest", I say with a smirk. She blushes and says no.

"You fucking liar your blushing so I know you did" ,I scream in her face. I do a Michael Jackson and yeehee my way out of there. I suddenly bump into someone and its-holy shit!