If I were in Ouran Acedemy (ON HOLD)

Gay or European

~week later~

So it's a normal- well as normal as it can get kinda club day. It's so boring. I walk over to the twins in hope of inspiration.

"Thing 1 and 2 entertain me. I need inspiration" ,I say rolling on their couch. They both wear fishy smirks and tell me too watch I video and let me tell you. It. Was. Great. It's got me thinking hehehe. I call the twins over and tell them my plan. So they get everyone except Kyoya and tamaki cause you know. The twins leave to go change into kyo and tama. they soon give me the thumbs up. I smirk and dance over to tamaki.

"Oh tamaki since I have yet to thank you for everything you've done for me I shall serenade you with a song that brings out the highlights of your personality" ,I say as dramatically as possible.

"Well of course my adoring daughter" I take a deep breath and start.

(M-me,H-hikaru,k-Kaoru,hon-honey,mo-Mori,e-everyone,har-haruhi,R-Renge,hk- hikaru acting as kyo,kt-kaoru as tama)

M-There, right there *point to tamaki*
Look at that tan, well tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay

Har-I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
The totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say, not gay

E-That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically medically fay?

Hon-But look at his quoft and crispy locks
M-Look at his silk translucent socks
Har-There's the eternal paradox
Look, what we're seeing, what are we seeing?
Is he gay? Of course, he's gay or European?

E-Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Mo-Well, hey don't look at me

Hon-You see, they bring their boys up
Different in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
E-In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

E-Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like, "Ciao, bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Oh please

E-Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
K-Depending on the time of day, the French go either way
Is he gay or European or live right there?

R-Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way

E-That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume
Is k-automatically, h-radically, m-ironically, Har-chronically
Hon-Certainly, mo-curtainly, r-genetically, e-medically gay?
Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay

E-Dammit, gay or European?
H-So stylish and relaxed
E-Is he gay or European?
K-I think his chest is waxed

Hon-But they bring their boys up different
There it's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

E-Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
HAR-Yet, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed

E-Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Fangirls-But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday

E-Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro?

Har-Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
The floor is yours

Har-So, Mr. Argitacos
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
Has been going on for? Kt-Two years
Har-And your first name again is? Kt-Nicos

Har-And your boyfriend's name is? Kt-Carlos
I'm sorry, I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my best friend

Hk-You bastard, you lying bastard
That's it, I no cover for you, no more
Peoples, I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European *points to tama*

E-Whoa, hk-and neither is his place
You've got to stop your being a completely closet case
It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say

I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way
You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming boy in cabaret

I'm straight
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say

E-He's gay and European
He's gay and European
He's gay and European and gay

Kt-Fine okay, I'm gay
E-Hooray

We all end with a Big Bang. Let's just say tamaki was in his emo corner and Kyoya was pissed. Like he had like sblack aura surround him.

"Kim we'll let you have the credit" ,kauri said as he ran from the seen along with everyone else. Kyoya walks up to me.

"Did you like the performance",I ask while snickering. He had a 'I-wish-I-could-kill-you' kind of glare it was hilarious. I was rolling on the floor dying of laughter. My secret camera man Melina was dying to she fell out from the curtain she was behind with the camera in hand.

"Run melina",I yell at dramatically since I know Kyoya will want the tape. She got away with ease since she is athletic as fuck. Kyoya eventually gives up and everything is fun again.