Stiles: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Stiles: *upends the bottle*
Isaac: Why is Cal crying?
Stiles: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Cal: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Isaac: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Cal: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Isaac: NO, NOT THAT!
Liam: Hayden doesn't look very happy.
Cal: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.
Cal: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Cora: We're chopsticks!
Cal: Well... that's cute!
Cal: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Stiles: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
Brett: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Cal: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Brett: God?!
Louise: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Cal: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.
Louise: I can't believe you've done this.....
Isaac: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Louise, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
Liam: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Scott: ...We're on the ground floor.
Liam: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Lydia: Where are you going?
Cal: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
Ethan: I have a new hoodie.
Jackson: Wrong.
Cal, motioning to himself and Jackson then Ethan: We have a new hoodie.
Theo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Scott: >:O language
Cal: Yeah watch your fucking language
Louise: Okay, who taught Person A the fuck word?!
Stiles: 'The fuck word'.
Liam : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Kira: Oh my god they censored it
Cal: Say fuck, Liam.
Malia: Do it, Liam. Say fuck.
Kira: Scott kissed me!
Lydia: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Kirq: It was unbelievable!
Lydia: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Cal: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Cora, get the wine and unplug the phone. Kira, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Kira: Oh, it ended very well.
Cora, running in: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Louise: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Kira: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Cal: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Kira: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Everyone: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Scott eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Stiles: Tongue?
Scott: Yeah.
Jackson: Cool.
Argent: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Melissa, watching Lydia screaming, Cal trying to set a sleeping Stiles on fire, and Scott choking on air: I don't know either.
Liam: Christmas lights?
Scott: Check.
Stiles: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Scott: Check.
Aiden: Santa suits?
Scott: Check.
Isaac: Shovel?
Scott: Check.
Cal: Alibi and bail money?
Scott: Check- wait, WHAT?!
Jackson: *is hugging Cal*
Ethan: Hey! It's my turn to hug Cal!
Ethan: *grabs Cal*
Stiles: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Jackson: No, It's still my turn!
Cal: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Ethan: But we need the moral support!
Jackson: And you're small! Which is cute!
Stiles: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Cal: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
Scott, at Isaac: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Melissa, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
Louise: Wake me up-
Scott: Before you go go
Stiles: When September ends
Cal: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Liam: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Stiles: Oh, we've had worse.
Scott: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Stiles: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Cal: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Stiles: We're not talking about flavour, Cal!
Cal: Flavour counts!
Stiles: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Cal: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
Stiles: Okay, but-
Cal: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
Stiles: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Cal: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, STILES!
STILES: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, CAL!
Scott: I- Jesus-
Cal: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Ethan: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Cal: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Jackson, recording: This is so cute!
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His Little Brother
FanfictionBet you didn't know that Stiles Stilinski had a baby brother. Well neither did he til he turns up one day out of the blue.
