His Little Brother

Incorrect Quotes Part Two

Scott: Have you seen Peter around here?
Cora: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Cal: It looks fine to me?
Stiles: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Cal: There's no I in team but there is in pizza
Isaac: So you're not gonna share?
Cal: Nope.

Cal: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Ethan: We keep a list.
Jackson: It's alphabetical.
Louise: And Chronological

Stiles: Small creatures a more aggressive because there anger has less space to be bottled up.
Scott: I'm not sure that tru-
Kira: Wasps.
Peter: Spiders.
Parrish: Terriers.
Aiden: Lydia.
Mason: Liam.
Isaac: Louise.
Ethan and Jackson: Cal.

Cal: Since I don't know what part of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing life crisis.

Cal: I'm gay and confused.
Stiles: ...About being gay?
Cal: No I just have no idea what's happening.

Cal: *Coughs*
Louise: Code 6! I repeat we have a Code 6!
Ethan: *Runs in with blankets*
Jackson: I'll get the soup!
*10 minutes later*
Stiles, walking into the room to find Cal squashed between Ethan and Jackson, covered in blankets and being force fed soup by Louise: Uhhh, what happened?
Cal, deadpanning: I coughed to clear my throat.

Louise: Do that again I'll throw you out the window..... What are you doing?
Cal: Checking the height to see if the fall is worth it.

Lydia: When this is all over, I want my sanity back!
Cal: Did you have any to start with? (Smacked round the head by Lydia) Ow... Sorry.

Stiles: This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and I will die upon it.
Cora: Stiles we've been hiking 20 minutes.

Cal: Pretty sure Death has a crush on me.
Ethan: That's no excuse for nearly dying again!

Stiles: We have a problem.
Cal: If you're talking about the dead body in the garden, that was the solution to our last problem.

Peter: Surprise! I'm back from the dead. Isn't that exciting?!
Derek, deadpanning: No.

Cal: I have a solution.
Scott: Thank goodness.
Jackson: It involves fire doesn't it?
Cal: ...Maybe.
Ethan: Then no.

Louise: Random comment?
Cal: Lobsters are mermaids to Scorpions.
Isaac: A spoon is a small bowl on a stick.
Stiles: Why are they called apartments if they are connected?
Jackson: Onion rings are vegetable doughnuts.
Ethan: Cookie dough is dessert sushi.
Cora: We cook Bacon and bake Cake.
Cal: The Earth is a ravioli. Soft lava on the inside with a hard crust.
Scott: What the hell is wrong with you all?

Louise: Is that blood?
Cal: No?
Louise: That's not a question you respond to with a different question.

Cal, sneaking in
Louise, turning the light on: Where were you mister?
Cal: I was with Stiles.
Louise, pointing to Stiles and Cora spooning on the sofa: Nice try.

Cora, watching Stiles fail at Lacrosse: Should we do something?
Cal: You mean beside laugh?

Melissa, answering the phone: Hello?
Scott: It's Scott
Melissa: Oh God, what's he done this time?
Scott: No, it's actually Scott
Melissa: Oh... What've you done this time?

Cal: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean that I don't know how to make a woman happy... Buy them a dress with pockets.

Aiden: I hope you know how beautiful you are.
Lydia, unaffected: I know.

Scott: Okay everyone stop. This plan won't work unless we all think straight.
Cal: Well shit, I'm out.

Theo: So how many kids do you have?
Louise: Biologically, Legally or Emotionally?

Cal: Here you go dad. Nice hot cup of coffee.
Noah: It's cold.
Cal: Nice cup of coffee.
Noah: It's disgusting.
Cal: Cup of coffee.
Noah: I don't even think this is coffee.
Cal: Cup.

Parrish: Wow, you're so mature for your age.
Cal: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Cal and Zac sitting in jail together.
Zac: So who should we call?
Cal: I'd call Louise, but I feel safer in jail.

Lydia: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Malia: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Lydia: Then you're poisonous.
Kira: What if it bites itself and I die?
Stiles: That's voodoo.
Scott: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Louise: That's correlation, not causation.
Isaac: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Cal, not looking up from his phone: That's kinky.

Cal, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Scott: Hey.
Isaac: Hi.
Kira: Hello.
Malia: Hey!
Cal: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Stiles, mouth full: We were out of Doritos.

Malia: What does 'take out' mean?
Lydia: Food.
Scott: Dating
Jackson: Murder
Cal: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!

Jackson: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Stiles: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Ethan: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Cal: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Louise: What the fuck is wrong with you people and who decided it was a good idea to give Cal a gun!?

Kira: Nothing in life is free.
Louise: Love is free!
Scott: Adventure is free.
Lydia: Knowledge is free.
Cal: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Scott: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Stiles: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Isaac: I got distracted about halfway through.
Cal: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Jackson: Shit.
Ethan: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Cal: OH MY GOD STILES FELL OFF!!!

Cal: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Louise: Cal no.
Zac, nodding: Mistlefoe.
Louise: Please stop encouraging them.

Jackson: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Cal: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Scott: What are your goals?
Cal: To pet all the dogs.
Scott: No, fitness goals.
Cal: ...To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.