Random person: Proclaim the gospel
Me: *snaps fingers* BRENDON!
Brendon: *whispers* This IS gospel! *runs away*
Person: Turn off the lights!
Me: BRENDON *snaps*
Brendon: *runs in the background* Turn off the lights turn off the lights *Dances away*
Person: What a shame
Brendon: *sighs* Yes the grooms bride is a whore.
Person: CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR!
Brendon: Are you just doing this on purpose now?
Me: Just go with it Brendon.
Brendon: I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of!
Person: He is stumpy.
Patrick Stump: *pokes his head through door* You rang?
Brendon: Not you Pattycakes, this person is just being a twat.
Patrick: Oh, ok. *walks out*
Person: You okaaaay?
Gerard Way: *pokes head through door* Is that my cue?
Me: *Shakes head*
Gerard: Oh ok...
