Winged Warriors( A Hermitcraft 8 fanfic)

Chapter 6: OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP!

Xisuma 1st POV

"Uh...ZLOY WHAT DO I SAY NEXT?! WE DIDN'T GO THROUGH THIS PART, I CALL CAP!" yelled the watcher to his friend. 

"OH MY ACTUAL GOD CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT!" the second watcher yelled back. 

"NO BECAUSE NO ONE TAUGHT ME HOW TO!"

"SHADDUP!"

"NO! NOT BEFORE YOU TELL ME WHAT TO SAY NEXT!"

"JUST INTERROGATE HIM AND FIND OUT WHERE GEM IS!"

"WHO'S GEM?!"

"DID YOU NOT EVEN READ THE FRICKING MISSION INFO CARD!"

"I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A MISSION INFO CARD!"

"DID YOU THINK WE WOULD JUST THREATEN TO KILL SOMEONE AND WALTZ OUT WITH NOTHING?!"

"NOT IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY!"

I was just standing there helplessly while two watchers bickered about what to do next.

"JUST LET ME CALL THE COPS!" yelled watcher 1.

"WHY?"

"HELLO? 999? 991? 9 WHATEVER? I DON'T CARE! ZLOYXP IS BULLYING ME!"

"WHEN HAVE I BULLIED YOU?"

"RIGHT NOW! SHUT UP I'M TALKING TO THE NON-EXISTENT POLICE!"

"OK, OK TIME OUT. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON!" I screeched, waving my arms in the air.

"PIXLRIFFS! YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE FRICKING TARGET!" screamed the watcher called...ZloyXP?

"NOT MY FAULT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY GUIDE! YOU AREN'T DOING A VERY GOOD JOB AT IT!"

"NOT MY FAULT I'M PAIRED WITH THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE FACILITY!"

"HEY! I'M NOT DUMB!"

"YOU'RE NOT DUMB, YOU'RE STUPID!"

"SHUT THE FRICK UP!"

"YOU SHUT UP FIRST!"

"OH MY GOD, YOU TWO, THIS IS NOT A SHOW, JUST SHUT UP AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH ME!" I screamed. 

"YOU FORGOT THE TARGET AGAIN! PIXLRIFFS YOU ARE THE WORST WATCHER EVER!"

"NO YOU ARE!"

"I looked away for 1 minute and look what the two dumbest watchers have done! Pixlriffs, ZloyXP, you are SOOOOO dead. ALL YOU'VE DONE UP UNTIL NOW IS MAKE XISUMAVOID GIVE UP ON ALL HUMANITY! JUST SHUT UP! IT'S NOT HARD!" Entity 303 appeared and shouted. "YOU TWO ARE COMING WITH ME!"

Geminitay 1st POV

I watched, amused as my fellow watchers, ZloyXP and Pixlriffs were arguing. After Entity appeared and yelled, I appeared. "All right people, show's over, Entity you can take these two back now." I said.

"I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO DEAL WITH THIS! IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS CRAP! EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE! OR EVERYONE WITHIN A 1 MILLION BLOCK RADIUS WILL DIE!"

Entity was beyond angry.

"PIXLRIFFS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU HAD JUST MANAGED TO READ OFF THE FRICKING SCRIPT, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED! IT'S ALL-"

"ALL MY FAULT HUH? IF YOU HAD JUST BEEN A GOOD ENOUGH GUIDE TO ACTUAL TEACH ME WHAT TO DO-"

"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP OR I CALL HEROBRINE TO HAUNT WATCHERS, STEVE AND ALEX TO HAUNT ADMINS, AND NOTCH TO DESTROY MINECRAFT, BLOCK BY BLOCK, YOU HEAR ME! BLOCK BY BLOCK!"

"NO!" Everyone shouted.

"Ok, everyone, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna take a swan dive off the roof of my base and kill myself."

"Xisuma, did you forget there's respawn?"

"I WILL MAKE IT PERMADEATH IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!" bellowed Xisuma.

"ZLOY, PIXL, WE'RE LEAVING. NEXT TIME HERMITS, I WON'T PICK TWO STUPID EXCUSES OF WATCHERS TO COME AFTER YOU!" Entity lifted their collars and dragged them away back to their base.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

This was SOOO fun to write. And sorry for abusing my freedom of using caps lock.

And sorry, chapter a little short.

Anyway,

Remember to:

Eat food

Drink water

Sleep

And do your homework so you don't end up in detention.

Byeeeeeee

;)