John: LADS! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!
George: What, John? What is so important to interrupt my time with my morning biscuits?
John: IT'S BRIAN! WE HAVE TO CHANGE INTO OUR DETECTIVE FORMS, NOW!
Paul: Change into? I know we have costumes, but it's not like we're superheroes.
Ringo: Unless...
Paul: Unless, of course, Mylee wants to give them to us.
John: SHE BETTER! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
Paul: I don't know if she would...she's done that before. But maybe if I give her puppy eyes we could...
George: Let's hope. Anyway, what's wrong with Eppy? And please, calm down.
John: I saw him leaving today... I followed him secretly and saw him sitting at the center of a circle...it was so weird, everyone wanted something from him. I'm concerned, we have to become detectives now!
Paul: You're right, that is odd. He usually leaves but he always tells us beforehand and warns us not to cause trouble, putting one of us aside from John in charge.
John: Why won't he put me in charge?
Ringo: You know the answer to that, John.
George: So, are we going to do this or not?
Paul: We sure are. Detective Macca never turns down a good mystery. Everybody get your costumes on!
A few minutes later...
Detective Macca: Alright! Now, since Constable Lenny knows the most about the case, he's the leader.
Inspector Harrison: You'wha?
Constable Lenny: Yes! Finally! Some authority! Bow down to me, swines!
Detective Macca: Don't push it, Constable Lenny. If you act up, I'll take over. Just tell us what you think we should do.
Constable Lenny: Well, I feel like this is more of a spy mission. I last saw Eppy somewhere in the hotel. We'll have to look around for a bit, just keep a low profile. On your way out, grab something, I don't care what it is, as long as it will protect you. We can't get actual gear weapons or equipment.
Detective Macca: We're stealing?
Constable Lenny: *sighs* No, Detective Macca, we're just borrowing.
Detective Macca: *nods and takes an umbrella*
Constable Lenny: *takes a kitchen knife*
Inspector Harrison: *takes a frying pan*
Private Investigator Starr: *takes a pillow*
Constable Lenny: Wow. You guys chose horrible defense items.
Detective Macca: Mine isn't bad! It's useful, too. It's raining outside.
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Detective Macca
FanfictionWelcome to the home of Detective Macca's mysteries! I originally housed these in my second Beatles Fiendish Thingies book, but I didn't want them to be all of the book with nothing left for other updates, so now all mysteries are here, including the...
