"You know I feel all right, you know I feel all right..."
Brian: *claps* Excellent, lads. Good practice. Say, I believe we can take a break there. I'm sure you all are hungry after that.
John: *chuckles* I know George is.
Right on cue, George's stomach growled.
George: Wow, that's embarrassing...
Brian: Ah, it's ok. I'll be back in a little bit, alright?
A few minutes later...
Brian: Lads, I'm back--
He couldn't believe his eyes. Somehow, the Beatles have been turned into children. Toddlers, to be exact.
Baby Paul: Bwian!
Brian was at a loss for words. How could something like this happen?
Baby Ringo: Hi Eppy! Get the food?
Brian: Um, yeah...but what's wrong with you lads?
Baby John: I have no idea what you're talking about. Also, I suggest you get that food to George quickly or he'll start-
Baby George: *whines and cries as loud as Yoko*
Brian: Oh...*throws some food towards him*
Baby George: *happily babbles and eats it*
Baby John: Hey! You have to share! *grabs the rest of the food from him and eats it*
Baby George: *cries*
Brian: No, no. You ALL have to share. *gives the food to all of them*
Baby Paul: Ta, Bwian!
Brian: *sighs* What am I supposed to do? Go out and get stuff for you in your new infant state?
Baby Ringo: *nods and smiles*
Brian: I don't want to leave you guys alone...I can't trust you.
Baby John: What's that supposed to mean?
Baby Paul: You know what it means, Johnny. He's talking about you!
Brian: Right...but I don't have much of a choice. Now please, please don't destroy everything...
The curious Beatle babies watch as a Brian closes the door...
To engage a party organized by John.
Baby Paul: I don't think Bwian will wike dis, Johnny.
Baby John: Nonsense, Macca! He has no part in our new state. If we're children now, that gives us the excuse to act like them!
Baby Paul: That's not how it works-
Baby John: Sure it is! Right, Ringo?
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Detective Macca
FanfictionWelcome to the home of Detective Macca's mysteries! I originally housed these in my second Beatles Fiendish Thingies book, but I didn't want them to be all of the book with nothing left for other updates, so now all mysteries are here, including the...
