"Aw, look at them, they're still asleep!"
"Those Beatle babies are the cutest. Keep an eye an them, ok? I can't let them out of my sight."
"Out of OUR sight, Barbara. And it's not like they'll go anywhere. They're toddlers! Come on, let's not wake them."
Detective Macca: You'wha? Everyone wake up!
Constable Lenny: Ugh...what's happening? And why is it so important to wake me up from a vital nap?
Detective Macca: I'm pwetty sure we've been-
Constable Lenny: OH NO! WE'RE IN PRISON! WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?! I WANT TO LIVE! I WANT TO LIVE!
Detective Macca: No, we're not in pwison. We've been captured.
Constable Lenny: Hey, listen!
"Did you hear that, Linda?"
"They're probably awake. Just leave them alone, they need it."
Private Investigator Starr: Who took my octopus plushie? *yawns* Oh yeah...anyway, what's going on?
Detective Macca: Those girls took us away fwom Eppy!
Private Investigator Starr: You'wha?! *starts crying* I'm scared, guys...
Detective Macca: Don't worry! I've got a pwan! Just watch me.
Constable Lenny: Private Investigator Starr, suck it up and wake Inspector Harrison up, ok?
Private Investigator Starr: No, I think it's best to let him sleep so we don't cause a tantrum.
Constable Lenny: Wait... it's perfect! That's an order, Private Investigator Starr! Inspector Harrison's bad temper is the distraction we need! They'll go towards him so we can escape!
Detective Macca: Um, that won't work-
Constable Lenny: Ok, what I want you to do I'd wake him up and quickly run back to us. You will split up to find our wagon while Detective Macca and I will improvise from there.
Private Investigator Starr: Why do I have to find the wagon?
Constable Lenny: Because it's you. Just do it or we're leaving you behind.
Private Investigator Starr: *groans* Fine. I'm so sorry George... *pokes him and covers his ears*
Inspector Harrison: *wails loudly, giving enough time for the others to hide*
"Oh dear. One of them is crying. I'll get it, it's probably nothing."
Detective Macca: Hey, it worked!
Constable Lenny: I told you. Now what?
Detective Macca: I wasn't expecting to get this far. Grab something and attack, I guess?
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Detective Macca
FanfictionWelcome to the home of Detective Macca's mysteries! I originally housed these in my second Beatles Fiendish Thingies book, but I didn't want them to be all of the book with nothing left for other updates, so now all mysteries are here, including the...
