Ringo Starr is online.
John Lennon is online.
Paul McCartney is online.
George Harrison is online.
John Lennon: Hey all you disgusting middle-aged squares!
John Lennon: Wait...what was that?
John Lennon: WHAT AM I DOING?
George Harrison: Calm down, John. We're all just as confused as you are.
Ringo Starr: I'm not. We're in the future.
Paul McCartney: But how?
Ringo Starr: I can see into the future somehow. I don't know why. I think we-
Paul McCartney: I'll be back. I've got to sort something out.
Paul McCartney has left the group.
George Harrison: Are we really going to ignore that Ringo just said he can see into the future?
Ringo Starr: Apparently. Well, if we're staying in this group chat, I might as well make it fun.
John Lennon: What do you mean by that?
Ringo Starr changed John Lennon's name to Paul's temporary secretary ;).
Paul's temporary secretary ;) : You'wha? Change it back! What is that even supposed to mean?
Ringo Starr: You don't need to know.
Ringo Starr changed George Harrison's name to DO NOT STEAL MY BISCUITS OR ELSE >:(.
DO NOT STEAL MY BISCUITS OR ELSE >:( : Well, at least it's accurate.
Ringo Starr: This is fun!
Ringo Starr changed Ringo Starr's name to Ognir Rrats.
Paul's temporary secretary ;) : What kind of a name is that?
Ognir Rrats: I think it's gear! It wasn't my idea, though.
DO NOT STEAL MY BISCUITS OR ELSE >:( : Whose idea was it?
Ognir Rrats: Someone named rockandmoonwalk . Ta for those!
Paul's temporary secretary ;) : What's Paul's name?
Ognir Rrats: Once he's online again, you'll see...
Let it 🅱️ is online.
Let it 🅱️: What the- Ringo?! Did you change my name?!
Ognir Rrats: I think it suits you.
Let it 🅱️: No it doesn't!
Ognir Rrats: Wait a few years. Then it will.
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Detective Macca
FanfictionWelcome to the home of Detective Macca's mysteries! I originally housed these in my second Beatles Fiendish Thingies book, but I didn't want them to be all of the book with nothing left for other updates, so now all mysteries are here, including the...
