This is long overdue. It would have been so nice to have this in time for Paul's birthday, but I had bigger plans for him. Oh well, here it is now.
Paul: *happily giggles in my hands*
John: Paul, why are you so happy? Your life could be in danger!
Paul: It's in my optimistic nature! Plus, how can I complain when I'm practically being treated like a baby?
George: We've already had that story.
Me: Don't worry, world, I won't describe it. *lightly tickles him because he's too cute and I can't resist*
Paul: Hey, stop it! I'm ticklish!
John: *groans*
Ringo: What's the matter, John? Are you jealous?
John: No! Well, maybe, but that's not the point! The point is that Paul could die and he's just staying tiny like it's a complete joke!
George: He's not gonna die. We just have to wait for the effect to wear off.
John: But what about Ringo, huh? Who put the ring on his finger again? It's detective time!
Ringo: Wow, you actually want to play detectives? That's surprising.
Paul: It's not a game, Ringo! This is serious!
Me: Right! I'll guide us this time! I shall be Detective Macca's leader, temporarily.
John: *laughs* Yeah, but you don't even have your own detective nickname yet like we do! When is that gonna happen? You're just...a loser!
Paul: *growls* Don't you ever call my wife a loser again, Lennon.
John: Or what? What are you gonna do?
Paul: *jumps out and repeatedly bites him*
John: Oww! Ok, ok, maybe somebody can help her find one.
George: Um...yeah...anyway, is it Detective Macca time or not?
Detective Macca: It's Detective Macca time! Even if Detective Macca might not be in the best condition to solve a mystery, he still has his friends, his wife, and his dog!
*Martha enters the room and barks*
Me: Hello Martha! I'm glad that we've got you as well.
*curiously tilts her head at tiny Paul*
Detective Macca: I know, honey. It's strange. But I'll be back to normal in a few hours and we can play all you want-
*Martha puts Paul in her mouth*
Constable Lenny: No, no, Martha. We don't put dirty, nasty things in our mouths. Spit him out.
*Martha spits him out*
Detective Macca: Ew, I'm all sticky. *jumps away and washes himself off*
Inspector Harrison: How long do we have until he grows back to normal?
Private Investigator Starr: One hour.
Constable Lenny: But that'll take forever!!!
Me: Oh, we've lasted this long. We will be fine.
Detective Macca: What should we do?
Inspector Harrison: I'm hungry.
Me: Of course.
A few minutes later...
Constable Lenny: *making lunch*
Detective Macca: Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
Constable Lenny: What happened?! Oh.
Detective Macca: I'm back! Sort of. The gum wrapper didn't grow with me, unfortunately... *awkwardly laughs*
Constable Lenny: Put some clothes on at least, Macca!
Detective Macca: What was that?
Constable Lenny: Ugh, Detective Macca!
During lunch...
Private Investigator Starr: *from afar* I did it!! I finally did it right, guys!!
Detective Macca: What is he talking about?
Private Investigator Starr: *runs to them* I got the ring off, guys!
Inspector Harrison: Wow! How'd you do it?
Private Investigator Starr: I just did what I wanted to the first time. I shrunk my finger!
Detective Macca: Interesting...well, as long as I'm back to normal, I feel fine.
Private Investigator Starr: Oh...well I didn't consider how hard it would be living without this finger for 8 hours...
Constable Lenny: *facepaulm* Really Ringo?
Detective Macca: Constable Lenny, we're still in our uniforms. What is his name?
Constable Lenny: That's it. I'm back to hating Paul's little detective game.
Detective Macca: Oh, Constable Lenny, you'll learn to love it again... *slightly evil laugh but Martha's barking interrupts it* Oh, hey silly girl! Look who's back! I didn't taste very good, did I? No, I didn't think so.
Inspector Harrison: I hate to interrupt the fun, but we never actually caught who put the ring on Ringo's finger. The mystery has not technically been solved.
*all stare into the non-existent camera of Wattpad*
The end?
Uh oh! Cliffhanger! Who do you think did it? I'm not continuing this for once, this was mostly just for Paul being tiny because I loved the idea of that. So this time, it's up to you to decide the culprit. Detective Macca believes in you!
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Detective Macca
Fan-FictionWelcome to the home of Detective Macca's mysteries! I originally housed these in my second Beatles Fiendish Thingies book, but I didn't want them to be all of the book with nothing left for other updates, so now all mysteries are here, including the...
