Welcome to the home of Detective Macca's mysteries! I originally housed these in my second Beatles Fiendish Thingies book, but I didn't want them to be all of the book with nothing left for other updates, so now all mysteries are here, including the...
Paul: *yawns and slowly opens his eyes to Martha repeatedly licking his face* Oh, morning, silly girl! *giggles* Ok, ok, I'm getting up.
Downstairs, with the others...
John: *giggles* You lads have got to see this!
*they all snicker too, but hold it back as Paul approaches them*
Paul: Morning, everyone! What's so funny? Can I see?
George: Um, I don't think you really want to see...
John: Of course you can!
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Paul: Um...I...I don't get it.
John: Your eyes, Macca, your eyes!
Paul: My eyelashes? Oh, please, I know they're fabulous.
Ringo: No...I mean, I think John's trying to hint at how you sleep with your eyes open?
Paul: *gives them an evil look* You want to know what I have to say to that?
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John: Oh, come on, Macca, it's just a joke.
Paul: *groans* Yeah, but I don't do that! What proof do you have? You know what? I dare you. I dare you to find any sort of proof that I sleep with my eyes open. If it's believable, maybe I won't be so uptight about it. *storms off and goes to eat his breakfast with me and Martha*
Ringo: Geez, what a drama queen.
John: *smiles widely* Guys! He's right!
George: About what?
John: The bet, guys! Let's do it tonight! We're gonna solve this mystery, once and for all!
