The Crazy Adventures of Ezra Bridger

Cookies

Ezra walked through the ship munching on a cookie. When he walked into the common area, he saw Kanan sitting at the table, writing out plans.

"What're ya doin'?" Ezra asked, peering over Kanan's shoulder.

Kanan slowly turned his head and glared at Ezra, who was munching the cookie in his ear. "I'm working on plans for an attack on the Empire."

"Oh." Ezra said, taking another bite of his cookie, making crumbs fall all over Kanan's shoulder and the plans below them.

Kanan clenched his fists. "Do you mind?" Kanan asked annoyed.

Ezra grinned evilly, and spit crumbs all over Kanan's face. "I am now!" Ezra said, turning to walk away.

"AH! EWWWWW!" Kanan screamed, wiping them away with his sleeve.

5 minutes later...

Ezra walked down the hall and into the cockpit. "Hey, Hera." Ezra said, spitting cookie crumbs as he talked.

"Don't come in here with cookies. You know my rule." Hera said, spinning her seat around with crosses arms.

Ezra smirked. "TOO BAD!" Ezra yelled, spitting cookie crumbs everywhere.

"EWWW!" Hera screamed, as rubbed her face with both of her hands.

"EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!" Ezra screeched, running out of the cockpit.

A few minutes later...

Ezra ran into the cargo hold where Zeb was sorting through some crates that they had just picked up. "Hey, Zeb."

Zeb groaned hearing Ezra's voice.
"What do ya need, kid?" Zeb asked, turning around to face Ezra.

"I'm bored." Ezra said, shoving the rest of his cookie in his mouth. "Amd I fought I ould ome fee oo." Ezra said through the cookie in his mouth. (Translation: "And I though I could come see you.")

"Nah... I think ya should go see Sabine..." Zeb said, trying to get rid of him.

"No. I wanna stay here!" Ezra said, spitting cookie crumbs all over Zeb.

"AH! GROSS!" Zeb shouted, grabbing a rag off of a crate.

"On second thought... I need another cookie..." Ezra said, before turning and running to the kitchen.

A few minutes later...

Ezra walked to Sabine's room and poked his head around the corner. Sabine was laying on her bed painting the ceiling, and hadn't noticed Ezra yet.

Ezra smirked evilly. "Perfect." He thought to himself before slowly slipping inside her room. He hid under Sabine's bed until she rolled over to change paint colors. That's when Ezra made his move. He slid up the side of her bed and hovered inches above her head. When Sabine turned back to her painting, she screamed when she saw Ezra's face.

"AHHHHHHH!!" She screamed loudly, accidentally spraying Ezra in the face with orange paint.

"AHH!" Ezra shrieked. "SABINE! WHAT THE FRIP!" Ezra yelled.

"YOU WERE ALL UP IN MY FACE AND SCARED ME!" Sabine yelled back.

"IT'S IN MY MOUTH!" Ezra screamed, sticking out his now orange tongue.

"HAHA!" Sabine taunted, pointing a finger at Ezra.

"Hey guys?" Kanan asked, poking his head in the door. "Hera sent me to tell you guys to SHUT THE FRIP UP!" Kanan screamed.

"NOOOOO! EZRA STARTED IT! HE SCARED THE KRIF OUTA ME!" Sabine shouted at Kanan.

"BUT, KANAN! SABINE SPRAYED ME IN THE FACE WITH PAINT!" Ezra whined, sticking out his orange tongue.

"JUST SHUT UP!" Kanan shouted, before turning and stomping back to the cockpit.

Ezra sighed and glanced in the mirror on Sabine's wall and giggled. "I look like an orange!" Ezra stuck out his tongue in the mirror.

Sabine laughed. "Yeah kinda." That's when she got an idea. She started smirking. "Let's turn you into a blueberry!" She squealed, grabbing her blue paint gun.

"W-wait wh-" Ezra tried to ask, but was cut off by Sabine jumping on top of him.

"MUHAHAHAHA!" Sabine shrieked, spraying Ezra all over the face with blue paint.

"NOOOO! NO! SABINE! STOP!" Ezra yelled, trying to push her off.

"There!" Sabine said proudly, pulling Ezra up and turned him around towards the mirror.

"OH MY GALAXY!" Ezra screamed. "I'M SO BLUE!" He shrieked happily. "COME ON! LET'S GO EAT CANDYYYY!" Ezra squealed, grabbing Sabine's arm and pulling her

"OK!" Sabine shrieked as she ran out the door with Ezra.

15 minutes later...

"YAAAAAAAY! I'M SO SPARKLEEEEEE!" Sabine screamed, covered in pink sparkles.

"ME TOO!" Ezra yelled, covered in blue sparkles.

"WHAT ON LOTHAL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" Kanan yelled, stomping into the cargo hold where Ezra and Sabine were.

"WE'RE COVERED IN SPARKLESSSS!" Sabine screamed.

"Uh... Have you two been eating candy?" Kanan asked taking a few steps backwards.

"YUS!" Ezra shouted, running around in a circle.

"AND NOW WE ARE SPARKLY!!" Sabine shouted, jumping into another crate of pink sparkles. "COME ON, KANAN! IT'S FUN!"

"No thanks... I'm just gonna- AHHH!" Kanan screamed as Ezra squirted him with glue from behind.

"SABINE HURRY! PULL HIM IN!"

"OK!"

FLOOSH!

"YAAAAAAY!" Sabine and Ezra shouted together as Kanan fell into the crate of pink sparkles.

"THAT WAS FUN!" Sabine squealed, jumping out of the crate.

"COME ON!" Ezra shouted, crawling under Sabine and grabbing her arms, pulling her onto his back. "LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTUREEEEE!" Ezra screamed, running down the ships ramp.

"WEEEEEEEEEE!" Sabine shrieked. "WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTUREEEEEE!"

"Uhg..." Kanan groaned from the crate of sparkles. "Kids..." He whined. "Why am I stuck with so many?"

A/N- YUPP. THIS WAS LE GOOD STORY IDEA I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT. Sorry if it... Ya know... Kinda sucks. I was watching Switched at Birth well I was writing... Probably shouldn't do that... Oh well. I SHALL WRITE MORE TOMORROW. Bye guys! ~Kaylie :)