"EHEHEHEHEHE" Ezra came twirling into the main room of the ship covered in sparkles. "I FOUND MY CANDY AND SPARKLES YOU HID, KANAN" He shouted as he jumped on Kanan's back.
Kanan, who was walking out of the room to try and avoid the crazy teen, was startled by the sudden weight on his back. "NO, EZRA GET OFF! YOU'RE COVERED IN SPARKLES AND I DON'T WANT TO BE"
"TOO BAD" Ezra screamed, slowly sliding down Kanan's back covering his entire back in sparkles. "HEHEHEHE"
"DANG IT, EZRA" Kanan shouted, grabbing the back of Ezra's shirt and pulling him up to his eye level. "YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK"
"NOT IF YOU CAN'T CATCH MEEEE" Ezra screamed, biting Kanan's arm, making Kanan let go.
"OWUCH" Kanan screamed like a little girl. "AGAIN?"
"AHAHAHAHEHHE" Ezra cackled crazily as he jumped into the vents and crawled away.
"EZRA BRIDGER, GET BACK HERE!" Kanan shouted into the open vents.
"WHAT ON LOTHAL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Sabine screamed as she entered the room. "IT'S NOT EVEN NINE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING ON A SATURDAY, WHAT THE HECK"
Kanan turned around and looked at her. "Well Ezra started it!"
"WELL I'LL SURE FINISH IT," she shouted as she jumped into the vents. "I'M COMING FOR YOU, BRIDGER"
"WAIT NO" Ezra screamed from inside the vents. "SABINE PLEASE"
Kanan stood listening to Ezra screaming.
"YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BRAT" Sabine screamed.
"NONONONONO DON'T SABINE STOP" Ezra screamed.
After about three more minutes of screaming and thrashing, Ezra dropped out of the vents followed by Sabine. Ezra's right sleeve had been torn off and Sabine had tied it around his mouth as a gag. His left sleeve was tied around his wrists behind his back so he couldn't undo the gag.
"Take that off of him before ten thirty, and it'll happen to you too." Sabine snarled at Kanan as she walked out of the room and back to her bedroom.
Ezra sat there shaking while Kanan started to laugh. "That was great." He said and he picked Ezra up by the back of his shirt. Be untied his wrists and took the gag off. "Now you better keep your mouth shut because I'd rather not turn out like you did."
Ezra narrowed he's eyes and reached into his pocket. "SSPARKLESSSS!" He screamed, throwing a handful of sparkles into Kanan's face.
"AHG" Kanan shouted. "EZRA!"
"KANAN" Sabine's scream sounded from her bedroom, then fast approaching down the hall.
"NO WAIT PLEASE I'M SORRY" Kanan screamed as he started running the opposite direction.
Kanan was a fast runner, but Sabine was faster. She ran up behind Kanan and jumped on his back, knocking him over.
"YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME" Sabine said, pulling out a small paint bomb, glue, and pink glitter. She ripped Kanan's sleeve off and tied it around his mouth, then pinned his arms with her knees. She then proceeded to put glue, followed by glitter, all over Kanan's face. When Sabine had finished, Kanan had a pink glitter mustache, beard, and eyebrows.
Ezra sat there staring. He burst out laughing. "AHAHAHA KANAN, Y-YOU-" Ezra tried to talk through his laughter, but didn't succeed.
Kanan just sat there struggling under Sabine. Sabine narrowed her eyes. "I don't think you look pretty enough yet.." She hissed, grabbing the glue and putting it all over his hair. She then dumped the rest of the tub of glitter all over his hair. "There." Sabine smirked, switching the bomb on and setting it right next to Kanan. About five seconds before the bomb exploded, Sabine jumped up and ran down the hall. She slid into her room as the bomb exploded, covering Kanan, Ezra and the walls in colorful paint.
"SABINE" Kanan screamed as he ripped his torn sleeve off of his mouth.
Just then, Hera came stomping down the hall. She had heard the explosion, and wasn't happy.
"EZRA BRIDGER" She screamed.
"WHAT?! YOU THINK I DID THIS?! IT WAS SABINE!" Ezra whined.
"YEAH RIGHT, SABINE WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO MY SHIP AND I KNOW YOU WOULD" Hera snarled.
"BUT IT WASN'T ME!" Ezra shouted.
"SURE" Hera shouted, jumping at Ezra.
Ezra screamed, jumping up and bolting the opposite direction. He flew down the ramp and into the tall grass of Lothal.
Kanan sat up and tried to wipe his face clean of glue and glitter, without success. He sighed and he listened to the screaming of his Padawan as he was chased by Kanan's lover.
"Well..." Kanan started. "At least it's always... Interesting here..."
A/N~ WOW okay this chapter was bad and short
Sorry guys, I didn't sleep at all last night because I found all of my Barbie movies and I got a new laptop with a DVD port for Christmas anD I STILL LOVE BARBIE
NOT THE DOLLS I SWEAR JUST THE MOVIES THEY'RE CUTE
So I kind of stayed up all night and became a child once again C:
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this short.. Kind of chapter like thing
I'm sorry it's so bad I wanted to write something good for you guys but I have so much to do this week😣
I should be free for the rest of winter break, all of my friends are out of town and I'm almost positive I'm staying home and watching Netflix because
Doctor Who and Wolfblood for the eighth time this year so I'll write something in between then😂👏
Alright, I'm gonna go before this authors note gets longer than the chapter itself.
Bye guys!
~Kaylie:)
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The Crazy Adventures of Ezra Bridger
HumorAs we all know, Ezra gets himself into a lot of trouble... But sometimes, he just likes to annoy the heck out of his ship mates.
