The Crazy Adventures of Ezra Bridger

Meeping

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" Yelled Ezra as he walked through the ship.

"What?" Sabine asked looking up from a painting she was working on.

"Meep!" Ezra said again.

"Meep? What does that even mean?" She asked adding another detail to her painting.

"Meep! Meep meep MEEEEEEEP!" Ezra screeched as he jumped up into one of the air vents.

"Uh... Ok?" Sabine said confused as she looked back down at her painting.

A few minutes later...

Ezra had climbed through the vents until he was over Kanan's room. He started down through the grating at Kanan and quietly opened the hatch. He poked his head down and took a deep breath. "MEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Ezra screeched.

Kanan screamed like a little girl. "DEAR GOD!" After he caught his breath, he slowly lifted his head to see Ezra hanging upside down out of the vent, grinning evilly at him.

"MEEP!" He screeched again.

"SHUT UP!" Kanan yelled as he jumped at Ezra, only to hit the wall. Ezra had to already pulled himself back up into the vent.

"Meep." Ezra whispered before crawling towards the cockpit.

A few minutes later...

Ezra had reached the vent hatch in the cockpit and was staring down at Hera who was piloting the ship at the moment. He quietly opened the hatch and lowered his upper body down through it. "MEEEEEEP!" He screeched right behind her head.

"AHHHHHHH!" Hera screamed at the top of her lungs. She turned to see an upside down Ezra starring at her, grinning evilly. "EZRA BRIDGER!" She screamed as she reached out to grab his disappearing tufts of hair. "GET BACK HERE!"

"MEEEEEEEP!" Ezra screeched as he crawled down the vents towards his shared room with Zeb.

SCREW MINUTES WHEN WE GOT TIME SKIPS! *ONE MAGICAL TIME SKIP LATER*

Ezra stared down at a sleeping Zeb with a wide, evil smirk on his face. He slowly pulled two paint bombs out of his pocket. Orange and yellow. Zeb's least favorite colors. Ezra slowly moved the paint bombs over the opening in the vent and pressed the buttons, making them beep faster and faster as time passed. With his grin growing wider, he dropped the bombs and they made a small 'clink' as they hit the metal floor.

Beep. Beep. Beep beep. Beep beep beep. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP!

KABOOOM BOOOM!

"AHHHHHH!" Zeb screamed as the bombs went off covering the whole room in orange and yellow. With Zeb now on the floor struggling to get untangled from his blanket, Ezra rolled around in the vent laughing. "MEEP!" Ezra screeched down at Zeb drying the tears from his laughing fit.

"GET BACK HERE, KID!" Zeb yelled jumping up and trying to grab Ezra's leg as he disappeared down the vent.

ANOTHER MAGICAL TIME SKIP LATER!

Ezra had quietly crawled over top of where Chopper was working on something in the ship's bowels. Ezra snickered quietly and he pulled up the paint bucket he had been carrying with him. He moved the green paint bucket, Chopper's least favorite color, over top of the vent opening and tipped it. Moments later, Chopper was covered in green pain and spinning his head, beeping furiously.

"MEEEEEEP!" Ezra screeched while laughing.

"BEEP BEEP BADOOP BEEEP!" Chopper beeped, waving his mechanical arms around in the air. Ezra continued laughing as he turned and crawled back down the hall.

ONE MORE MAGICAL TIME SKIP LATER!

The whole crew of the Ghost except Ezra was gathered in the make shift living room.

"Hey guys?" Sabine asked, breaking the silence.

"Yea?" Hera asked back.

"What's wrong with Ezra? I mean, he has been acting weird all day and crawling through the vents screaming 'meep'. What does that even mean?" Sabine asked swirling her mug of hot chocolate.

"No clue." Hera said taking a sip of her coffee.

"We need to get that kid a doctor." Kanan said as he checked the settings on his light saber.

"Agreed." Said a very cranky orange and yellow Zeb. "I can't get this paint off! I HATE it!" He said as he crossed his arms.

"Beep beep badoo beeeep!" Grumped a still very green Chopper.

"Everybody stop complaining!" Hera snapped.

"Calm down, Hera. They are just upset that Ezra is going crazy." Kanan said pressing a few buttons on his light saber.

"Yeah, yeah, I know." Hera said setting down her coffee and crossing her arms.

While the crew of the Ghost had been talking, Ezra had crawled into Sabine's room, grabbed a bag of paint bombs, crawled back into the vents, and over the make shift living room. He smiled evilly and pressed a button on a remote, activating all of the bombs at once. He dropped the bag through the opening in the vent and covered his head with his arms.

BOOM! BOOOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOOOOM!

"WHAT IN THE OUTER RIM?!" Screamed Hera as she stood up and stomped her food. She clenched her fists and slowly looked up at Ezra, who was peeking his head out of the opening in the vent.

"Hehe..." He laughed nervously. "H-hey! It looks nice, huh?" Suddenly, the vent gave out and Ezra fell on his butt. Right in front of Hera. "Ohhhh boy..."

"Yup. 'Ohhhh boy' is right." She growled and jumped on top of a scrambling Ezra.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHG!" Ezra screamed as Hera dragged him down the hall by his foot. "KANAN! HEEEEEEEELP!" He screamed desperately.

"Sorry kid. You did this to yourself." Kanan said shaking his head.

"NOOOOOO! HEEEEEEELP!" Ezra screamed again. All the crew could see now was Ezra's hand slowly disappearing.

A/N- And that's the last time we ever see Ezra Bridger.
HAHA just kidding. Hera probably only punched him... In the face... Really, really hard... Sorry Ezra... IM EVIL! MUHAHAHA! Anyways, hope you liked that chapter! It was a little longer compared to the others. I'll try to write another tomorrow! Bye guys! ~Kaylie :)