The Crazy Adventures of Ezra Bridger

Randomness is Fun

"WHAT THE HECK??" Ezra screamed as he walked into the common room of the ship. "WAT IS THAT?!" He asked, pointing at the singed lump of metal in the center of the room.

"It's Chopper." Hera replied in an irritated tone. "I have to rewire him and get him some new metal."

Ezra just stood and stared before he burst into laughter. "What did he do this time?"

"Got into a fight with Zeb and Chopper got thrown into the engine." Hera replied not looking up from Chopper. "I had to knock Zeb out and lock him in the closet to get him to calm the heck down."

Ezra smiled widely and ran to the closet with a stick. "Zeb!" Ezra whispered.

There was a grown from inside of the closet. "What do you want, kid?" Zeb relied.

Ezra smirked and opened the closet door a crack and stuck the stick in. He gingerly started to poke Zeb.

Zeb sat there glaring for a minute before he got mad. "STAAAAAAAHP" He screamed, grabbing the stick and snapping it.

"MY STICK!" Ezra screamed, pushing the closet door open and grabbing the two halves of the snapped stick. "THIS WAS MY FAVORITE STICK!" Ezra screamed.

"Stop being a baby." Zeb growled as he stalked out of the closet.

"MY STIIIIICK!" Ezra screamed again. "KONA!"

Kona walked lazily down the hall and into the closet. She yawned. "What's the matter? I was sleeping."

"ZEB BROKE MY FAVORITE STICK!" Ezra cried.

"YOUR FAVORITE STICK?!" Kona screamed, now upset, because you never mess with a dogs favorite stick, especially if it's their owners favorite stick. "WHERE IS THIS STICK SNAPPING JERK!?" Kona howled, jumping out of the closet in a rage. "THIS FRICKIN LITTLE- ZEB!" She screamed.

"WHAAT?" Zeb shouted back from the kitchen.

"YOU'RE GONNA FRICKIN DIE" Kona howled as she bolted to the kitchen and jumped on Zeb.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Zeb asked as he was knocked over by Kona.

"YOU SNAPPED EZRA'S FAVORITE STICK AND THAT'S NOT COOL" Kona barked as she pushed her nose against Zeb's. "VERY NOT COOL YOU STICK SNAPPING JERK!"

"GET OFF OF ME OR I'M GOING TO EAT YOU." Zeb replied.

"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE??" Sabine screamed, stumbling into the kitchen with bed hair. "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOU GUYS ARE OUT HERE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER!"

"WELL THAT'S BECAUSE ZEB SNAPPED EZRA'S FAVORITE STICK!" Kona barked.

"WELL I'M GOING TO SNAP EVERYBODY'S ARMS IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP!" Sabine screamed.

"OK LISTEN!" Hera screamed loudly, stomping into the room with a tranquilizer gun. "THIS THING IS LOADED WITH FIVE DARTS AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. CLEAR?"

Everyone just stopped and stared at Hera. That's when Ezra decided to drop in from the ceiling. "OK LISTEN, ZEB, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE STICK AND YOU JUST GRABBED IT AND-"