The Crazy Adventures of Ezra Bridger

Don't Mess With Hera

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME FOR TOTALLY CHANGING THIS MOMENT FOR THE SAKE OF ME TRYING TO BE FUNNY

Kanan stared down at the Inquisitor as he hung from the catwalk. "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HERA I GAVE EZRA SUGAR. IT WAS FUNNY TO WATCH AND NOW SHE'S MAD AT ME." Kanan screamed, turning the light sabers off.

The Inquisitor narrowed his eyes. "It was worth it." He said, letting go and falling into the explosion below.

Kanan shook his head and trued around to see Ezra standing there. "I thought I lost you.." Kanan said.

Ezra smiled. "I know the feeling. Let's go home."

Later that night on the Ghost...

Kanan sat in his room banging his head against the wall of his cabin that he wasn't allowed to leave for two weeks. Direct orders form Hera, who was still very angry with Kanan.

Hera walking into his room holding his dinner. She set it on his bed and turned to walk back out. As she was walking out, she turned her head towards Kanan. "You shouldn't have given him all of that sugar." She said as she walked out and the door slid shut behind her.

Kanan growled. "It was funny." He whispered to himself.

Two weeks later...

Kanan was finally allowed to come out of his cabin. The first thing he saw when he walked out was Hera sitting on the couch in the common room of the ship talking to a ghost. Not just any ghost, the flipping ghost of the Inquisitor. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" Kanan screamed.

Hera looked at Kanan with a very annoyed glare. "He's been telling me everything you've done without me knowing. Like that time you put a mouse in my room because you thought it was funny when I was running around screaming, wrapped in a blanket."

"But that was funny!" Kanan protested.

"SO IT WAS YOU!" Hera screamed.

"YOU KNOW WHAT," Kanan shouted, grabbing his light saber and igniting it as he turned to the Ghost of the Inquisitor. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU."

The Ghost of the Inquisitor just sat there for a minute and burst into laughter. "Well go ahead then."

Kanan, not thinking before he acted, tried to stab the Ghost of the Inquisitor. His light saber went right through him and into the wall of the ship, burning a large hole. Kanan froze. "Uhh.."

Hera was now furious. She walked up to Kanan and grabbed his light saber. "THIS IS MINE NOW." She screamed, throwing it across the room and grabbing Kanan by the ear. "AND YOU, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. AGAIN."

Hera dragged Kanan to the closed ramp of the Ghost. She threw him in a space suite. That's when Kanan realized what was about to happen. "HELP HERA HAS GONE CRAZY" Kanan screamed.

Sabine got up and walked to her room, pretending not to hear anything. Zeb stood up. "GOODNIGHT." He shouted, walking quickly to his room. Chopper rolled to the cockpit and Ezra poked his head out of his shared room with Zeb as Zeb walked in. He looked out just in time to see Hera open the ramp just long enough for Kanan to be sucked out into space. She closed the ramp quickly and walked back to the cockpit casually.

Ezra followed her, a little surprised. "Did you really have to strand him? I still have Jedi training, you know." He said as he crossed his arms.

Hera turned and looked at him. "Alright." She said calmly, grabbing Ezra by the ear and dragging him to the ramp like she did Kanan.

"OW OW OW OW HERA NO" Ezra shouted. "ZEB! SABINE! CHOPPER! HELPPP" Ezra screamed as Hera shoved him into a space suite.

"HAVE FUN WITH YOUR MASTER IN SPACE." Hera said, opening the ramp just long enough for Ezra to be sucked out. She closed the ramp and walked back to the cockpit.

Ezra floated out into space as the Ghost flew away. "Wow." Ezra growled. "Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."

"So," Kanan said through the com in the suites. "What did you do to make her mad?" He asked as he floated by Ezra.

"I just asked her why she stranded you and that I still have Jedi Training, and then she ditched me."

Kanan nodded. "Well, now I won't die alone."

3 hours later...

Kanan and Ezra were hitting chunks of rock back and forth since there was nothing else to do.

"Well, we only have five minutes of air left." Kanan said.

"Oh, that's nice. I absolutely can't wait to suffocate." Ezra replied.

Just then, the Ghost came out of hyper space. "Are you two done being little brats?" Hera asked over the com.

Ezra rolled his eyes. "No. No we aren't.." He said as he crossed his arms.

"You do know you only have four minutes of air left, right?" Hera asked.

They were both silent for a minute.

"Fine... We're done being 'little brats'." Kanan replied.

"Good." Hera said, flying down to them and pulling them into the cargo hold. She closed the doors.

Kanan and Ezra walked into the common room after taking the space suites off. The sat on the couch, still a little shaken up.

"Well," Ezra said, breaking the silence. "Now we know not to mess with Hera."

Kanan nodded. "Yeah..."

Just then, Hera walked into the room. "Hey boys. Did you have a nice flight?" She asked, with a hint of proudness in her voice.

She drew dark glares from both of the boys.

"Yeah, it was just great." Ezra growled and he crossed his arms.

"Just perfect." Kanan said.

Hera smirked. "Great. I'm glad you liked it, because that's what's going to happen when you make me mad." She turned and walked out of the room.

Kanan and Ezra just sat there.

"Some times I really don't like her." Ezra said.

Kanan sighed. "Yeah, me too."

A/N~ WOW WASN'T THAT JUST GREAT?
FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO GIVE A HUGE THANK YOU TO delta222 AND Salminion FOR HELPING ME WITH THE IDEAS FOR THIS CHAPTER, THEY'RE GREAT

Anyways, I'm sorry this chapter was so sort, I didn't have any other ideas for this chapter other than the ones I used to start and end the chapter 😂 so THANK YOU, DELTA AND SALMINION, YOU GUYS ARE GREAT

In other news, MY WRITERS BLOCK IS KIND OF GOING AWAY BUT NOT REALLY, I'M VERY SORRY
I've been trying to write for the past week and so far I have about three paragraphs for another chapter that I'm still working on 😅
But it's kind of coming along, I'm getting a little bit of my inspiration back.

!WARNING, SPOILERS!

THAT LAST EPISODE ON WEDNESDAY, OHMYGOSH THAT WAS BRILLIANT
THE SEVENTH SISTER IS AMAZING OHMYGOD I LOVE HER
I KIND OF DON'T MISS THE GRAND INQUISITOR ANYMORE

Ok I'm calm now

Anyways, I'm going to keep working on the other chapter I've been working on and I'll try to have it out by next week, but I dunno :/
Again, I'm really sorry, I'm going to try really hard this weekend on writing it out.

Anyways, SCIENCE HOMEWORK
'sobs in the corner'

Bye guys!
~Kaylie :)