The Crazy Adventures of Ezra Bridger

The Late Night Monster

FIRSTLY I WANT TO SAY I'M REALLY SORRY! I was gone all weekend and I know I said I would write more on Saturday, but as you can tell, I'm a big liar. BUT I SHALL WRITE NOW! Hope you enjoy! :)

It was 3:37 a.m., and Ezra was crawling through the vents, grinning evilly. As soon as he got over top of Sabine's room, he stared down at her sleeping form through the vent opening. His grin seemed to widen and he dropped down on top of her, waking her up.

"Ezra?" Sabine asked groggily. "What are you-" she tried to ask, but was cut off by Ezra digging his fingers into her stomach and wiggling them around. "AHHHHH!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, as she rolled around trying to get away from Ezra. "NO! EZRA! CUT IT OUT! STOP!" She screamed in between breaths. Ezra finally stopped tickling her, and moved his hands up to her neck. "NO!" Sabine screamed, as Ezra started to tickle her neck.

"MUHAHAHAHA!" Ezra shrieked. "YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE TICKLE MONSTER!" He yelled, blowing on Sabine's stomach.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed loudly, trying to roll over.

"EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" Ezra, screeched, before jumping back up into the vent opening and crawling towards Kanan's room.

Sabine lay on her bed, out of breath and hiding under her covers. "Well. That's the last of the sleep I'm getting tonight." She whispered to herself.

A few minutes later...

Ezra had reached Kanan's room and was sitting next to his bed, staring at a sleeping Kanan. He smirked as he pulled a pack of permanent markers out of his pocket. Ezra slowly and gently sketched a few things in Kanan's face, snickering quietly. After he finished drawing on Kanan's face, Ezra quietly slipped out of Kanan's room and turned back to his door. He pulled some shiny stickers out of his pocket, and slapped the words, 'I LOVE HERA!' In big, bold, neon orange and yellow stickers.

"This will teach him to wake me up before noon..." Ezra said darkly, as he slowly slipped down the hall towards his shared room with Zeb.

7 minutes later...

Ezra had gone to the kitchen and got whipped cream, maple syrup, and oil. He quietly slipped out of the kitchen, and back to his shared room with Zeb. Ezra quietly set down all of his 'tools', and picked the syrup back up.

"This is gonna fun." Ezra said, an evil grin forming on his face, as his electric blue eyes glowed in the dark. Ezra opened the bottle of maple syrup, and squirted it all over Zeb. And I mean ALL over. Like, from the tip of his head to the tip of his toes. Like-
Ezra- WE GET IT!! MOVE ON!
Me- OK! God...

After Ezra squeezed the whole bottle of maple syrup onto Zeb, he took out the whipped cream, and squirted the whole can on Zeb's head. Ezra smirked, dropping a cherry in the middle of the whipped cream.

"Perfect!" Ezra whispered to himself.

Then, Ezra picked up the bottle of oil, and unscrewed the lid. Ezra backed up to the wall, pouring oil as he went. He smirked, as he slipped out of the room, as the door slid shut behind him.

A few minutes later...

Ezra slipped into Hera's room, holding a small bottle of glue. He crawled over to Hera's shelf where she set her flight goggles at night. Ezra giggled evilly, as he squirted the whole bottle of glue into her goggles. After the bottle was empty, Ezra turned and crawled over right next to Hera, and drew a mustache on her face. He giggled, and took one more glance at a sleeping Hera, before he turned and crawled out of her room.

5 minutes later...

Ezra walked into the common room, and laid down on the couch. He didn't want to miss his ship mates reactions in the morning!

The next morning...

Ezra woke abruptly to three different screams. Two sounded female.

"Wait... Two?" Ezra asked himself. "But... I didn't do anything to Sabi-" that's when Kanan came stomping into the common room. Ezra had to bite his tongue, and cover his mouth with both of his hands to keep himself from laughing.

"Hey Kanan. Sleep well?" Ezra asked, trying to control his laughter.

"You little brat." Kanan said darkly.

"What? You didn't want a mustache and horns? I thought you were the devil!" Ezra said jokingly.

Kanan glared down at Ezra. "You are lucky there are other people around..."

That's when Hera came in. Fists clenched, her face contorted in anger, flight goggles glued to her head, and a black mustache drawn on her upper lip.

"EZRA BRIDGER!!" Hera screamed.

Ezra flinched. "U-Uh... M-morning, Hera! Y-you look nice today!" Ezra tried nervously.

"DON'T EVEN TRY!" Hera screamed. "I AM A GIRL. I DON'T HAVE A MUSTACHE. AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE A PAIR OF FLIGHT GOGGLES GLUED TO MY FRIPPING HEAD!" Hera yelled in a rage.

THUD! BANG! THUD THUD BANG!

Loud thuds and banging came from down the hall. Ezra smirked.

"Zeb is awake!" Ezra said happily, jumping up and running to his shared room with Zeb. When Ezra opened the door, Zeb was on the floor, covered in maple syrup, whipped cream, and oil.
Everyone stared for a minute, before they all broke into fits of laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ezra laughed, pointing a finger at Zeb.

"SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Zeb yelled, trying to get up, only to slip and fall on his face.

"HA! HAHAHA!" Hera screeched, falling against Kanan.

"WHAT ON LOTHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE?!" Sabine screamed, as she walked out of her room.

"Look!" Ezra said, grabbing Sabine by the wrist, and pulling Sabine over to the door.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sabine laughed, falling against Ezra. "OH MY GOD!" Sabine said, trying to catch her breath. "Good job, Ezra!" Sabine laughed, patting Ezra on the shoulder.

Ezra smiled. "I know!" He said proudly.

"KANAN! HELP ME!" Zeb yelled, wiggling around, trying to get his arm unstuck from his leg.

"Ok, ok. I'm coming." Kanan said, taking a few steps into the room, only to slip and get stuck on Zeb's back.

"Karabast..." Zeb muttered.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ezra, Hera, and Sabine all laughed loudly together, falling to the floor, holding their stomachs and out of breath.

"SHUT UP!" Kanan and Zeb shouted in unison.

A/N- GUYS! I ACTUALLY GOT MY HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS AND WROTE SOMETHING! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF MEH. (Jk) ANYWAYZ. (Yus. With a Z) This chapter kinda popped into my head when I was trying to fall asleep last night. So I tucked it away in my little SWR brain pocket, (Yes, I have one of those.) and now here it is! I hope you like it! (If you catch just a hint of EzraXSabine, I'm sorry. I had to. Just ignore it.) But, I'm not gonna promise this time because we all know I suck at keeping them, I will TRY to write some more tomorrow! Bye guys! ~Kaylie :)