"I don't know if you should come Morgan."
"Yeah,it'll be a pretty long trip."
"And there's definitely going to be a lot of nasty things out there."
"Oh come on guys!we never do anything this exciting,and besides:if I bring my camera then we'll have...
Morgan's pov A few moments later,we filled our canteens and were currently resting in the junkyard,a song comes on the radio but I don't know what song it is."Hey, you guys been watching the 'Mickey Mouse Club' lately?"Teddy asked,"yeah."we all replied."I think Annette's tits are getting bigger."Teddy said,and that was my cue to stay out of this conversation.after a while Teddy took a mouthful of water and blasts Vern in the side of the head with it.We all laughed,except Vern."Great. Spit at the fat kid. Real good."he said,he wiped his face."What time is it Gordie?"he asked Gordie,"ummm,it's a quarter after one."Gordie replied."We better go get the food. The junkyard opens at three. Chopper will be here."Vern said,"Ooh. Sic balls!"Chris and I both said.
"You go. You can pick us up on the way back."Teddy said to Vern,"I'm not going alone,we should all go."Vern said."I'm stayin' right here."Teddy said,"me too."i said."Yeah, man I'm not goin'. I'm not goin' all the way out there."Gordie said,"Girls, girls, girls, cool it. We'll flip for it."Chris said.i rolled my eyes when he said that,"Okay,odd man goes?"Gordie asked."or woman."I added,"That's you Gordie,odd as a cod."Teddy said as we all took out a quarter."Flip or eat lead."Gordie said,we each flipped a nickel and compared them.
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"Four tails! Oh Jesus man, that's a goocher!"Vern said,"Come on, Vern. That doesn't mean anything!"Chris said."Yeah Let's go again!"i said,"No man. No man. A goocher-that's really bad! You remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped-out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me they was flippin' for beers and they came up with a goocher just before they got into the car, and BANG! They all got totaled! I don't like this. Sincerely."Vern rambled."Verno! Nobody believes that crap about moons and goochers, it's baby stuff! Now come on, flip again."Teddy said,I sighed as we all flipped again,"You gonna flip, or not?!"he asked Vern.
"Come on Vern."i said,"Come on Vern,we don't have all day."Chris said.Vern finally flipped,"You lose, Gordie!"I exclaimed."He-he-he-he! Gordie loses! Ole Gordie just screwed the pooch!"Teddy said as we laughed,"Does the word retarded mean anything to you?"Gordie asked Teddy."Gordie, go get the provisions, you morphodite."Teddy said,"Don't call me any of your mother's pet names."Gordie said."What a wet end you are, Lachance!"Teddy said with a grin."I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you I throw up. Aaaaaaaaaaaa!"all three of us said in unison,"And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up."Gordie said."ohhhh!"all four of us cheered,we laughed while Gordie walked off.
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