I won't be afraid{RE-EDITED}{COMPLETED}

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Morgan's pov
"Well, this kid he's our age, but he's fat-real fat. He weighs close to 180. But, you know, it's not his fault. It's his glands."Gordie continued,"Oh, yeah. My cousin's like that. Sincerely. She weighs over 300 pounds. Supposed to be a 'hyboid' gland or something. Well, I don't know about any hyboid glands, but what a blimp! No shit. She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know, this one time..."Vern interrupted Gordie said,"come on Vern shut up,I wanna hear this story."i said."Morgan's right Vern shut up."Chris said,"Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie. It's a swell story."Vern said.

"Well, all the kids, instead of calling him Davie, they call him Lardass. Lardass Hogan. Even his little brother and sister call him Lardass. At school they put this sticker on his back that says, WIDE LOAD and they rank him out and beat him up whenever they get a chance. But one day he gets an idea-the greatest revenge idea a kid ever had.What the audience didn't know was that Lardass wasn't really interested in winning. What he wanted was revenge, and right before he was introduced he'd gotten ready for it. Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn't eating pies. He pretended he was eating cow-plops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce. Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour."

"Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries.The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins, who barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelley twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created-a complete and total barf-o-rama!"

"Yay!"we cheered,"Oh man, that was the best, just the best!"Chris said."best story ever!"i said,"yeah!"Vern agreed."then what happened?"Teddy asked,"what do you mean?"Gordie asked in confusion.

"I mean,what happened?"

"What do you mean,what happened?That's the end."

"How can that be the end?What kind of ending is that?What happened to Lardass?"

"I don't know,Maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of cheeseburgers."

"Geez, that ending sucks! Why don't you make it so that ... so that Lardass goes home and he shoots his father, then he runs away an', and he joins the Texas Rangers. How about that?"
"I don't think that sounds like a good ending idea Teddy."i said honestly,"something good like that."Teddy said."I like the ending. The barfing was really good."Vern said,"But there's one thing I didn't understand. Did Lardass have to pay to get in the contest?"he asked."No Vern,they just let him in."Gordie replied,"Oh, oh, great! Great story!"Vern said in an encouraging way."Yeah,it's a great story, Gordie. I just didn't like the ending."Teddy said,"hey Morgan where's the radio?Let's see if we can get some sounds."Chris said,"here it is."i said as I handed it to him.