Pranks | Muke

Chapter Twenty-two

-Michael's point of view-

Over time, I got to learn that Luke is very provocative. 

The handcuffs are just one of his favourite things to use in the bedroom. After the handcuff incident, Luke and I decided to take a new approach; ice cubes. Then came blindfolds (very interesting indeed), hot wax, and BDSM. It seems that one does not need immature pranks to cease their boredom. In my case, I need Luke.

That didn't stop the two of us from pranking however, no, if anything we do it more. As boyfriends, Luke and I became a dream-team. Why buy one fake rat when you can buy a dozen with your boyfriend? Which we did, en passant, and it proved successful when a history teacher ran screaming from one side of the school to another.

But today we were going to go back on ourselves. It was a significant part of our relationship, and why not recapture it all together?

“Pass me the spray paint.”

I picked up the red bottle and handed it to my boyfriend. “Have you used it before?”

“Nope.”

“Practice first. If we’re going to destroy a wall, we might as well do it as perfectly as possible.”

Luke nodded. He turned around and picked up a couple of papers, then started to spray a couple of practice letters onto them. Hopefully they weren’t important papers. I observed Luke, and watched as he was a little wobbly at first. Then he practiced some more, and eventually wrote as well as he does with a pen. “I’m ready!”

I smiled. “Okay, do you remember what you’re gonna do?”

“Of course.” Luke smirked in the dimness of the office. It was around midnight, but it was too risky to turn the lights on at this hour.

Luke stood back a little. He raised his hand up towards the wall, shook the can slightly, and then sprayed. I watched as he moved his arm up and down and around the office wall. He drew the outlines of the masterpiece, and then began to fill in the details. I watched admiringly as he did so.

“Voilà!”

The two of us stood back to get a good look at the drawing. It was a giant penis.

“Behold,” I said, “the magnificent dick!”

“Are you talking about the drawing or me?” Luke said.

I stared at the drawing a little more in amusement, then grabbed the spray bottle from Luke’s hand. I raised it up towards the wall and wrote ‘SUCK IT UP’ next to the artwork. Luke laughed.

“I can’t wait for Sir to see this.” Luke said. He wrapped his arm around my waist and kept his eyes fixed on the drawing on the wall.