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☂ you must be horny as hell ☂ 

'Five,' I say quietly, waiting at the door. I cross my arms, leaning up against the wall. 

He turns around, giving me an impatient look. The look that obviously says 'I don't have time for this.' 

'What?' Five asks, hanging back. 'Give me a minute,' He says to Alison. 

She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively, glancing in between the two of us. 

'Shut up, we all know you're in love with Luther,' I say loudly. To my delight, I hear Luther spit out his coffee behind us, choking. 

'Fine, fine,' Alison says, holding her hands up. 'I leave you two alone to..' she clears her throat. 'Talk.'

'Y/n?' Five says. 'Did you want to say something to me?' 

I inhale deeply. What do I want to say to this moron? 

'Where to start!' I clasp my hands together dramatically. 'Let's see, first you tell me that we had sex during the apocalypse but don't care to mention if we were even dating. Not to mention the Dolores situation, like it wasn't a threesome, right? Secondly, you disappear from the middle of the road without a single explanation-the note doesn't freaking count-and now you return saying we only have three days before we all die. Oh, and we also have to hunt down this Harold Jenkins who may or may not cause the apocalypse.' 

'It wasn't a threesome,' Five says weakly. 

I  glare at him. 'Really, from all that, that was the most important piece of information. You know, screw you Five!' 

'You already did that,' He smirks. I raise my arm, and one of Diego's knives points directly at his heart. 

'You wanna rephrase that, buddy?' I flip the knife in midair. 

'Jeez,' Five spacial jumps behind me. 'Would you get that knife out of my face?' 

I let the knife fall to the floor. 

'To answer most of your questions, we didn't really have time to date, Dolores and I are not together, I left because I had to, the note does count, I think we can actually stop the apocalypse, and Harold Jenkins is the key.' He says in one breath. 'Does that help you at all?' 

I pause for a few seconds. 'Are you sure it wasn't a threesome.' 

'I'm out,' Five says. 'I quit.' He turns around, following Alison out the car as I laugh. 

'Five,' I stop him. 

'What is it now?' He wheels around. 

I take a deep breath. 'Thank-you-for-your-honest-explanation.' 

He raises his eyebrows at me, nodding. 'No problem.'

'So, where do we find this guy?' Alison asks, clapping her hands together. I open the car door, getting into the front seat. 

'Well, based on the information we have, I'd say he's with Vanya,' I glare into space. 'That two-timing bastard.' 

'I remember when you called me that once,' Five says fondly. 'Anyways-yes. I think Y/n's right. For once.' 

'For once?' I scowl. 

'Guys, please,' Alison says. 'Can you settle your raging teenage hormones and focus?' 

'Gee, I don't know about that,' I say sarcastically, putting my feet up on the dashboard. 'I'm so out of control right now, I might just climb into the backseat with Five and-' 

'ALRIGHT,' Five says loudly, clearing his throat.

I smile smugly. 

Alison laughs. 

Five puts his head in his hands.