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Saturday, 12:12 AM

In ✨The Abusement Park✨ group chat

Panicking Pansexual is online

Panicking Pansexual
If you add 'uwu' at the end
of a sentence it makes it cute

Deleted History is online

Deleted History
You're right uwu

All Might Genderbent is online

All Might Genderbent
I also agree uwu

Draco Malfoy is online

Draco Malfoy
I'm going to kill all of
you uwu

Harry Potter is online

Harry Potter
Don't uwu

Draco Malfoy
Fuck you uwu

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Panicking Pansexual
Ray, can you take me to my
taekwondo tournament

Draco Malfoy
Are you good at taekwondo?

Panicking Pansexual
They're going to kick my ass

Draco Malfoy
Then yeah! Get in the car!

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Raging Lesbian is online

Raging Lesbian
I have the sharpest memory, name
one time I forgot something

Deleted History
You left me at Target three
weeks ago

Raging Lesbian
I did that on purpose

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Deleted History
Hey... Can you do me a favor?

Izuku Midoriya is online

Izuku Midoriya
Yeah sure

Deleted History
When I die...

Izuku Midoriya
Yeah?

Deleted History
Can you change my Facebook status
saying "Chillin' with Jesus"

Izuku Midoriya
Why tf do you have Facebook

Deleted History
That's where the old people fight!

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Panicking Pansexual
Don't correct me!

Draco Malfoy
Don't be wrong!

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Dictionary is online

Dictionary
There's a spider outside
my window with the fattest ass
I've ever seen

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Genderbent All Might
Are you a vegetarian?

Deleted History
No, I'm Aquarius

Harry Potter
Don, you're a cancer

Panicking Pansexual
I thought he was Japanese?

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Panicking Pansexual
The thicker your thighs are the
more kittens can lay on your lap

Harry Potter
Ray...

Draco Malfoy
WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH MY THIGHS

Harry Potter
EVERYTHING

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Deleted History
Omg I can't find my phone

Deleted History
SOMEONE HELP ME

Raging Lesbian
I'm gonna tell him

Harry Potter
No, don't, I wanna see
how long it's gonna take him
to realize

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All Might Genderbent
I request you to not be a bitch

Draco Malfoy
Request denied

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Dictionary
I'm depressed

Draco Malfoy
Lol me too

Draco Malfoy
No wait, hi depressed, I'm dad

Draco Malfoy
No wait, what's wrong?

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Dictionary
Name one way to be nice
to to others

Draco Malfoy
Don't kill them

Dictionary
...

Dictionary
That's on me I set
the bar too low

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Raging Lesbian
In you're opinion, what's
the hottest thing a person can do

Draco Malfoy
Consent or buying
you food and knowing
your exact order and they
didn't even have to ask

Raging Lesbian
OH GOD YES

Dictionary
AGREED

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This may be a re-write
but there is no reason
to get rid of the
incorrect quotes