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Wednesday, 7:16 PM

In ✨The Absuement Park✨ group chat

Oliver is online

Oliver
Kinks

Raging Lesbian is online

Raging Lesbian
Ray has many

Draco Malfoy is online

Draco Malfoy
Stfu I saw you zooming in on
a picture of Emma's thighs, so you're
one to fucking talk

Oliver
I said one word and they're
already fighting

Deleted History is online

Deleted History
Get used to it, just one word
can start a whole conversation

Deleted History
Or fight, either works

Oliver
I mean the reason I said kinks was 'cause
who named daddy long legs

Oliver
Like who named that spider

Draco Malfoy
Must've looked at that spider
and went, "damn daddy got some legs 🦵"

Oliver
And here I thought this group
chat couldn't get more cursed
than it already was

Draco Malfoy
Hey, you started this

Oliver
Fair

Gillian is online

Gillian
Hello! :D

Deleted History
Don't scroll up

Raging Lesbian
Scroll up

Gillian
I already scrolled up, wtf

Draco Malfoy
OK IN MY DEFENSE IT WAS TECHINCALLY
VIOLET AND OLIVER WHO STARTED THIS

Draco Malfoy
NOT ME

Gillian
Agreed

Oliver
>:O Honestly, you take his side
after knowing him for just a month or two
but you knowing me for like 14 years does nothing?

Gillian
🤷‍♀️

Draco Malfoy
Reason 345 why the power
of friendship doesn't work

Gillian
I used to be obsessed with
My Little Pony

Raging Lesbian
Bruh same, I had a huge
crush on Rarity

Gillian
Me but with Fluttershy

Deleted History
So we're just gonna ignore
the fact you two had crushes on
cartoon characters that were horses?

Deleted History
...Aight

Draco Malfoy
I may of never had a crush
on a horse but cartoon characters
can be hot 

Raging Lesbian
Exactlyyy, he gets me

Oliver
You two were just fighting

Oliver
Like two minutes ago

Draco Malfoy
The power of friendship 😀✨

Oliver
But didn't you just say―

Draco Malfoy
Shh

Deleted History
Ray

Draco Malfoy
No

Deleted History
I didn't even say anything yet?!

Draco Malfoy
Still no

Deleted History
Oh my God, ANYWAY

Deleted History
If you were ever dared to date me
but if you didn't you'd have to recite
the Bible, which would you do?

Harry Potter is online

Harry Potter
You're not that guy, Don. Trust me,
you're not that guy

Oliver
I say ONE word and this
is where it leads too

Draco Malfoy
And then Jesus said: Omae wa mou shindeiru
And Moses answered: NaNiE?!

Raging Lesbian
HAHAAA

Deleted History
Damn that hurt ngl 😔

Draco Malfoy
Just wait till I tell your girlfriend, she'll
hurt you a lot more than that

Deleted History
WHAT?? NO, IT WAS A JOKE, PLEASE

Raging Lesbian
You set this trap up yourself, Don

Raging Lesbian
And then you walked right in it

Oliver
Dumbass

Draco Malfoy
^

Deleted History
I SWEAR YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST
ME, YOU'RE NICE TO THE NEW PEOPLE
BUT IT'S SO HARD TO BE NICE TO ME??

Draco Malfoy
IT'S CAUSE YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS LIKE 
THAT YOU DINGLEBERRY

Deleted History
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DINGLEBERRY

Draco Malfoy
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

Raging Lesbian
Norman I wanna know
how you handle him

Harry Potter
It's like taming a dragon that breathes
fire every time it talks

Draco Malfoy
You're fucking lucky I like you

Harry Potter
I know 🙃

Oliver
Their relationship confuses me
in so many different ways

Raging Lesbian
Don't worry, us too

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Wednesday, 11:47 PM

In ✨The Absuement Park✨ group chat

Raging Pansexual is online

Raging Pansexual

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It's been a couple weeks 🌚