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Thursday, 1:56 PM

 In ✨The Abusement Park✨ group chat

Gillian is online

Gillian
@Zack @Oliver

Draco Malfoy is online

Draco Malfoy
Something interesting :D

Harry Potter is online

Deleted History is online

Deleted History
Lmao rip to them💀

Gillian
They won't tell me where they
went the day we played truth or dare

Draco Malfoy
Oh I remember that

Draco Malfoy
And then you called them chucklefucks

Gillian
I bet they went on a date

Draco Malfoy
FUCKIN HELL, I KNEW IT

Draco Malfoy
YOU OWE ME TWO THOUSAND
YEN, NORMAN

Harry Potter
Fine 😒

Gillian
Was your bet on them
being gay?

Draco Malfoy
That and where they were
that day 'cause we have so much
free time we currently have multiple
bet's still going on

Gillian
I respect that

Draco Malfoy
We also have a bet going
that Lucas and Yuugo are dating

Draco Malfoy
Or married

Deleted History
Wha

Deleted History
Why? Why them?

Draco Malfoy
Why not is the question
here Don, keep up

Raging Lesbian is online

Raging Lesbian
!!GAY ALERT!!

Raging Lesbian
I REPEAT, !!GAY ALERT!!

Harry Potter
It's just something
about that font

Draco Malfoy
Ikr

Draco Malfoy
But what happened that
needed the use for the 
gay alert

Raging Lesbian
OLIVER AND ZACK, I
SAW THEM SNEAKING AROUND
AT SCHOOL TODAY

Raging Lesbian
I ALSO DECIDED TO STALK
THEM AND SAW THEY LEFT TOGETHER
BEHIND THE SCHOOL

Gillian
THOSE BLOODY ASSFUCKS
DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE DATING??

Harry Potter
Bloody what 😭😭

Gillian
You know people since
kindergarten and they still
keep secrets frim you 😔

Raging Pansexual is online

Raging Pansexual
You and me both 😔

Harry Potter
>:O

Harry Potter
I took great offense
to that, tHank YoU
VERY MUCH

Raging Pansexual
Good! >:{

Deleted History
Unresolved drama? Tell
me more 👀🍵

Gillian
Well if they aren't going
to answer my messages
I'll have to try and get them
to tell me what is going on
tmrw at school

Gillian
Can someone help me though
Zack runs away and isn't
easy to catch

Draco Malfoy
Pay Yuugo to do it
for you, he'll hold them down
for you

Draco Malfoy
Don't ask how I know
this

Gillian
Thanks

Gillian
I think, I'm not sure how
he isn't fired yet

Draco Malfoy
Idk either but I'm glad
he isn't

Izuku Midoriya is online

Izuku Midoriya
Can someone give me
shower thoughts or dark
jokes, please

Raging Lesbian
W h y ?

Izuku Midoriya
Why not?

Draco Malfoy
See, I fucking told you Don, the
question you should always be
asking is why not

Deleted History
uskhdiuaw yeah yeah
I get it 😒

Gillian
The best nicknames are the one's
people don't know they have

Deleted History
That's only partially true
'cause I know my best nicknames, becuase
Ray has no FUCKING FILTER

Draco Malfoy
:)

Raging Pansexual
Dark jokes are like food, not
everyone get's it

Harry Potter
D a m n

Raging Lesbian
My grandfather says I'm to reliant
on technology. I called him a 
hypocrite and unplugged
his life support

Izuku Midoriya
If he was on life support
then every day was already
a question for him

Raging Lesbian
Oh shit 😂

Draco Malfoy
A guy walks with a young boy into
the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey
mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The
man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk
back alone."

Harry Potter
Where do you people
come up with this stuff???

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Maybe more uploads
will happen 'cause
I basically unpublished every
other book I had

Also, Yuucas will be coming up
soon as well