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Wednesday, 5:03 PM

In ✨The Abusement Park✨ group chat

Deleted History is online

Deleted History
After some intense thinking

Draco Malfoy is online

Draco Malfoy
You alright bud?

Draco Malfoy
You're usually not used to that

Deleted History
Wait wait wait, just hear me out

Deleted History
If all the horny people are
sent to horny jail, what are all
the horny people going to do
in horny jail?

Draco Malfoy
OH MY UNHOLY CHRIST ON A STICK

Draco Malfoy
You finally said something
that DOES make sense

Deleted History
Usually I would be offended
by that, but I'm just gonna take
it as a ✨compliment✨😀

Harry Potter is online 

Harry Potter
I never thought about it
that way

Raging Lesbian is online

Raging Lesbian
Well, if all the horny people
were sent to horny jail, my guy
Norman over here woulda got a
life sentence already

Harry Potter
Says the one who got caught
making out with their girlfriend THE
DAY they started dating

Raging Lesbian
AT LEAST I WASN'T FUCKING
MY PARNTER BEFORE WE EVEN
STARTED DATING UNLIKE
S O M E O N E I KNOW

Draco Malfoy
Oop― She got you there 🤷‍♂️

Harry Potter
Who's side are you on?

Draco Malfoy
The side who's right

Harry Potter
😔✋

Raging Lesbian
You too, Ray

Draco Malfoy
Fuck off then >:O

All Might Genderbent is online

All Might Genderbent
Am I the only one who thinks
calling a dick, penis is cringe

Harry Potter
Where tf did this come from―

Draco Malfoy
Nah cause same

Draco Malfoy
And I have one and I still
think calling it "pEniS" sounds weird

All Might Genderbent
EXACTLY

Draco Malfoy
I've come up with so many names
for the word dick

All Might Genderbent
Same, honestly

Raging Lesbian
I―

Draco Malfoy
Let me go get my list

Deleted History
WHY DO YOU HAVE A LIST??

Draco Malfoy
DO YOU NOT BLOODY REMEMBER
THE FUCKING CONVERSATION
WE HAD YESTERDAY

Draco Malfoy
THE QUESTION YOU SHOULD BE
ASKING IS WHY NOT

Deleted History
FUCK THAT SHIT, I WANNA KNOW WHY

Draco Malfoy
TO FUCKING BAD

Deleted History
Norman I'm praying for you

Harry Potter
Thank you

Draco Malfoy
DO YOU WANT YOUR
LIMBO STICK TO GET CUT
OFF?

Harry Potter
NothanksI'mgood

Draco Malfoy
Exactly :D

Deleted History
I'll be praying for you
and your limbo stick

Draco Malfoy
Alr I have my list

All Might Genderbent
Yay!

Draco Malfoy
We've got,
1. Willie but you have to say
it in a British accent otherwise
it's not funny

All Might Genderbent
Understandable

Deleted History
But is it?

Draco Malfoy
2. Hand lotion stick, if that's
not self explanatory figure it
out 'cause I'm not explaining it

Raging Lesbian
Ffs 😭

Draco Malfoy
3. Baby wand, I mean
it makes sense 'cause that's
kinda what it does

Draco Malfoy
Most of time

All Might Genderbent
These are brilliant

Draco Malfoy
Ik

Deleted History
Are they though?

Draco Malfoy
Yes they are.

Raging Lesbian
Dumbass get's himself
in these types of situations
too many times

Deleted History
Who do you think you're
calling dumbass >:{

Raging Lesbian
You

Raging Lesbian
Obviously

Gillian is online

Draco Malfoy
4. Milk dispenser but I
feel like that name really
goes to titties instead but it's
still relevant 

All Might Genderbent
Agreed

Gillian
What have I walked in on―

Harry Potter
Sin.

Draco Malfoy
5. Pogo stick, I'm not
explaining this one just
go with it

Gillian
Oh my God

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Yes, I actually have a list

Also tysm for 31k 😭✨