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Tuesday, 3:23 PM

In ✨The Abusement Park✨ group chat

Oliver is online

Oliver
Yall ain't gonna believe
what happened today...

Draco Malfoy is online

Raging Lesbian is online

Draco Malfoy
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
OUR TEACHER IS AWESOME

Oliver
HE GAVE YOU VODKA

Harry Potter is online

Harry Potter
WHAT

Draco Malfoy
It was only a littleee

Raging Lesbian
Not like it hurt anyone

Oliver
YOU'RE BOTH UNDERAGED

Draco Malfoy
Let's not think about this
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Raging Pansexual is online

Raging Pansexual
Yeah so during History
our teacher (Yuugo) basically
saw our sleep deprived ferret in
the back of the class and offered
him some water, and it was most 
definitely not water

Draco Malfoy
Did you just call me a fucking
ferret

Raging Pansexual
Yes

Draco Malfoy
Rude asf for what

Deleted History is online

Deleted History
THAT'S WHAT I KEEP ASKING
YOU TF

Draco Malfoy
I'm a mother fucking ferret
bitch, it don't count

Raging Pansexual
:3

Oliver
Yeah then Violet found out
and almost chugged it

Raging Lesbian
If someone gets him fired
I'm suing 

Draco Malfoy
Me too that stuff
really had me make it
through the day

Harry Potter
Ray, you can't drink
that stuff yet 😀

Draco Malfoy
You sound like my dad
just not in prison

Raging Lesbian
LMFAO WHAT

Raging Lesbian
PLEASE, NOT THE DADDY ISSUES

Harry Potter
I would take offense to that
but I've heard your dad say
that exact thing 💀

Oliver
How long has your dad
been in prison??

Draco Malfoy
Like 4 years

Oliver
YOU DRANK AT 14