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Monday, 9:01 AM

In ✨The Abusement Park✨ group chat

Ray is online

Ray
Someone left a love letter
in my locker, wtf

Norman is online

Norman
Excuse me what

Violet is online

Violet
I can smell the jealousy
from my screen

Emma is online

Emma
Wait, who is it from!?

Ray
Idk, it says from anonymous

Emma
Who would name their child that?
They'd probably get bullied for it

Ray
And I'm surprised you
don't get bullied for your stupidity

Emma
I am right now

Ray
Fair enough

Norman
Fucking pussy, not being able
to share their name 😒

Violet
ANYWAY

Violet
What does the love letter say

Ray
Yall aren't ready for this...

Ray
It says, "Are you a parking ticket? Because
you've got fine written all over you. Are you
a garage? Cause I could park my car in you."
                               -Anonymous

Emma
WUOKIOHAHAHAHA

Ray
THIS PERSON GOT SOME OBSESSION
WITH CARS

Norman
IT'S SO CRINGY 

Violet
BUT REALLY FUNNY

Violet
Who do you THINK could
of sent it, besides Norman even though
he is deeply in love with you

Ray
I―

Norman
CAN WE MOVE ON FROM
THIS SUBJECT PLEASE

Violet
No! I wanna know
who gave Ray the love letter

Ray
I hardly talk to anyone
at school soooo

Emma
Wait what if it's someone
in this group chat

Violet
We've established it isn't
Norman since he jealous asf rn

Violet
He also doesn't go to the same
school as Ray but he could've put
it in his locker before Ray even got there

Norman
No idea what you're talking about

Emma
Ok, it wasn't me I swear

Ray
Well I know that

Ray
And I DEFINITELY know wasn't Violet

Violet
Nah man, I'm gay all the way

Ray
I would find it hard
to believe if it was Don

Norman
It better not be.

Emma
Why don't we just ask him then

Emma
DON

Emma
DON I KNOW YOU SEE THIS

Don is online

Don
Damn, how'd you know 😔

Emma

I didn't

Emma
Anyway, did you leave Ray
a love letter in his locker

Don
No, wtf why would I want to date Satan

Don
We don't even go to the same school

Ray
You can't date yourself, bitch

Ray
But on the other hand I'm
happy it wasn't you

Don
Not sure if I should also be happy or offended

Norman
Happy.

Don
OH HAHAHA, NORMAN'S JEALOUS

Norman
I AM NOT JEALOUS

Violet
Does no one know how to PROPERLY lie
around here?

Emma
Well that only leaves Nat, Gilda and Anna left

Don

And you and Violet are the only ones
who go to the same school as Ray so how
would they of put it in there

Emma
They could've done it
BEFORE he go to school

Don
What about the rest of the school though

Ray
I DON'T TALK TO ANYONE BESIDES
YOU GUYS

Don
Of course you don't

Ray
Why tf would I even want too

Ray
It's school not a 'sOciAL MaKe FriEndS' event

Ray
I literally met all of you outside of school
and somehow Violet and Emma ended up going
to the same school  as me

Violet
Ok but that shit was wild like
I met you then two months later
I see you in math class

Ray
Oh shit I should probably
be in math class rn―

Ray went offline

Violet
Lol idiot forgot he had math class

Norman
Aren't you in the same math class
as him?

Violet
SHIT―

Violet went offline

Emma
HAH, I'm already in class 😎

Norman
Why are you on your phone

Emma
Why are you on YOUR phone

Norman
...

Emma
...

Norman went offline

Emma went offline

Don
...

Don
Soooooo is it Nat, Gilda or Anna orrrr―

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I better make NorRay sail
before people get mad―