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Friday, 8:31 PM

In ✨The Abusement Park✨ group chat

Ray is online

Ray
Never have I ever seen more
of a pussy in my entire life

Zack is online

Zack
Sometimes I don't like it when
you speak

Ray
Sometimes we don't like
everything in life even if theyre
gifts from the gods

Zack
You being a gift of a god is a stretch

Zack
Maybe the god of gay

Zack
Or the god of anger issues

Don is online

Don
Bro's testing his limits

Ray
You came from the god of
pussiness because who the fuck
goes on a double date with someone
and then is too fucking shy to
say anything

Zack
I WAS NERVOUS

Ray
OF WHAT?? TALKING??

Emma is online

Emma
Ray, you have a fear of talking
to restaurant workers on the phone, don't
even

Ray
Shut the fuck up, that is not relevant
right now

Emma
🤷‍♀️

Norman is online

Norman
Wait so are they dating or not
bc I swore I saw a hicky

Ray
Exactly

Zack
WE ARE NOT DATING AND THERE
WAS NO HICKY

Ray
Whyd you go on a double date
with Norman and I with Oliver
then?

Ray
Huh?

Zack
It wasn't a double date

Ray
Most certainly felt like one

Zack
You're feelings are incorrect

Emma
Wouldn't be the first time

Ray
Emma I'm literally so close to killing
you right now

Emma
You adore me

Ray
I adore nothing about you

Emma
Someone woke up on the wrong side
of Norman's bed

Norman
It's true, he was cranky this morning

Ray
WAS NOT

Norman
You swore at my pillow

Ray
It was being self centered

Zack
Learned too much from you

Don
I know he's testing the waters but he's
getting to the deep end soon