Me: Hi minna-san! Today, we have Rose doing the dares!
Jessie/Sting/Mark: Oh, this will be fine...
Rose: *Walks up to magic council* I AM A STRAIGHT FAIRY TAIL MEMBER!!! THEY'RE ARE JUST DARES YOU BASTARDS!!! ROAR OF THE INFINITY DRAGON!! *breaks the entire building*
Council: *knocked out*
Jessie/Sting/Mark: Nevermind...
Rose: hmph, Sabertooth is paying...
Rogue/Sting: WHY US?!
Rose: Because im in a bad mood and for me being called a 'non-straight' fairy tail member.
Rogue/Sting: ╥﹏╥
Rose: Now, I dare Sting to do a handstand on a telephone wire. Rogue and Gajeel, dam you idiots, your partners aren't here!! Go around town yelling 'We love each other'. Mark, I dare you to anger Zeref, Wyt, Rogue, Gajeel, the king, the magic council, the king of hades, and Yuki. Also, you can't use magic. And everyone I dare you all to go to another dimension before I destroy the planet cause of the magic council!
Jessie/Sting/Mark: O.O' Jeez, she's crazy when mad..
Rose: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Jessie/Sting/Mark: N-nothing!
Me: Now go do your dare Sting!
Sting: *groans* FINE! But how do I get up on top of a telephone wire?!
Me: Easy. *teleports him to the top of a telephone wire*
Sting: *shakily does a handstand* I-I think I'm getting wire burns on my hand...
Me: ...So?
Sting: T~T
Me: Sheesh, selfish much? Anyways, Rogue, Gajeel, you're up.
Rogue/Gajeel: ...Didn't we do this already?
Me: That's what I found funny, but, who cares? GO DO IT.
Rogue/Gajeel: >_< FINE! *goes around town* WE LOVE EACH OTHER!
Random kid: Mommy mommy look! It's the nonstraight Fairy Tail members!
Random mom: *covers his eyes* Don't look Max, don't look...
Rose: *pissed* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME KID?!
Random kid/mom: AH!! *runs away*
Jessie: ....I think you scared them off Rose...
Rose: T_T# Not like I care...
Jessie/Mark: *looks at each other hesitantly* >.>/<.< I think she's becoming more and more like her sister..
Wyt: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME?!
Jessie/Mark: N-nope!
Me: Mark, it's your turn!
Mark: *facepalm* Yeah yeah..
Me: Need me to teleport you?
Mark: Nah, I got this.. *goes up to Zeref* Hey, Zeref
Zeref: What? Oh, it's you. Come to ask about my age again? T_T#
Mark: No, I was just wondering, who's your wife?
Zeref: ....
Wyt/Rose: .......
Mark: It was Mavis right?
Mira: *from afar* ZERVIS!!!
Zeref: *pissed* DEMONS!!!
Jessie: ...How did that anger him?
Me: You have to be Zeref or his children to know. -_-'
Jessie: Okay then, how would Mark know?
Me: Don't ask me? >->
Jessie: -.-
Mark: *running away from demons* Next?
Me: Yup. *teleports him to Wyt*
Wyt: *angry* Why did you anger my dad for YET another time?!
Mark: ...Because I love you.
Me/Jessie/Mark: O_O WHAT!?!?
Wyt: *pissed, very* YOU LITTLE-- C'MERE YOU!!! *chases after him*
Mark: *runs* ANYTIME NOW!
Me: *cries in the corner* He was suppose to love Mira...
Jessie: ....Say what now?
Mira: .....
Mark: I WAS LYING JUST SO THAT I COULD MAKE HER MAD SO STOP BEING GLOOMY AND SAVE ME!!
Me: *brightens up* Okay then! *teleports him to Rogue and Gajeel*
Jessie: Isn't it Rogue then Gajeel?
Me: Eh, kill two birds with one stone, or, in this case, piss off two idiots with one person. ^_^
Jessie: ....
Mark: Hey, Rogue, Gajeel.
Rogue/Gajeel: *angry from running around town* What do you want?!
Mark: Hey, are you looking for Frosch and Lily? I think I might know where they are..
Rogue/Gajeel: Really?! Where is he?! Is he okay?? TELL ME WHERE HE IS!
Mark: They're not here.
Jessie/Me: *facealm*
Rogue/Gajeel: *pissed* GRRR SHADOW/IRON DRAGON'S ROAR!!
Mark: *steps to the right and dodges* It's funny how often this happens.
Me: I know right? Sadly, you can't continue this fight.
Mark: It'd be too boring anyways.
Me: True, true. *teleports him to the king of Fiore*
King: *sigh* What is it now??
Mark: You're already angry aren't you?
King: Course I am!
Mark: Then my work is done.
Jessie/Me: o-o
Me: ...Well then, that was fast *teleports Mark to the king of hades*
King of Hades: What is it mortal?
Mark: ..Have you ever tried getting a new look? That look so does not look good..
King of Hades: UNDERWORLD CREATURES! GET HIM!!
Mark: *sigh* What will piss off people these days..
Me: -_-' *teleports Mark to....YUKI*
Yuki: ^.^ Yeeeees???
Mark: *bitchslaps her*
Jessie/Me/Wyt/Rose: O_O OHHHHH NO......
Yuki: O_O# What...did....you....just...do?!
Mark: *gulps* Bitchslap you of course..
Yuki: *dark aura starts to surround her* I hope you've said your prayers...
Mark: *quivers* I hope I have too...
Me: QUICK INTO THIS INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL BEFORE YUKI LETS OUT HER WRATH!!! *makes portal*
Everyone: *goes into portal*
Rose: But I wanted to destroy the planet!
Me: *grabs her collar* She's gonna destroy more than the planet Rose, so I suggest getting out of here..
Rose: Good point... *goes into portal*
Me: *says really quickly* Wellthatsallforthischapteruntilnexttimeminna-san!!! *runs into portal and closes it*
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Ask or Dare Sting Eucliffe and the Other Dragon Slayers!
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