Me: Hi minna-san! It's been a while!
Jessie: Yeah, jeez, where have you been for the past couple days? =.=
Me: -_-' Don't look at me like that! I've been updating your stories baka!
Jessie: ...oh, right. Which ones?
Me: *facepalm* Forgotten...
Sting: What did you forget?
Me: .... >_<
Jessie: ....No, the book is called Forgotten..
Sting: Ohhhh....
Jessie: *facepalm*
Me: *ahem* well, as promised, here's Ruka!
Ruka: Crystal, what took so long?
Me: Gomen gomen, I've had a lot of....weird dares to take care of, but it's time for yours now!
Wyt/Rose/Yuki/Helpless/Keysha: Heyy!!!
Me: *sweatdrops Just chill guys, anyways....what's your dare?
Ruka: I dare all the Dragon Slayers to sell their exceeds, except for Wendy and Laxus, cause he don't have an exceed and Wendy is just too plain cute.
Carla: Phew..
Cobra: Hey, I don't have an exceed!
Ruka: Well, true, so I guess you don't have to participate either...
Cobra: *no enthusiasm* yay..
Me: Someone's sad that he doesn't have an exceed...
Cobra: SHUT UP!!
Me: *sweatdrops* Well, to the dare!
Sting: I ain't selling Lector!!
Lector: Sting-kun, I don't want to be bought!
Rogue: You can't make me sell Frosch!
Frosch: Fro thinks so too!
Gajeel: I. Ain't. Selling. Lily.
Lily: .......
Natsu: Happy's my partner! I can't sell him!
Happy: Aye!
Jessie: I don't want to sell Lexi!!
Lexi: Nor do I want to be bought!!!
Arina: Actually, I'm fine with selling Luna.
Luna: Hey!!!
Me: Too bad to all of you...except Arina. A dare's a dare, so. Do. It.
All Dragon Slayers who don't want to sell their exceeds: WHO'S GOING TO MAKE US?!?!
Ruka: I WILL!!
Me: Yeah, she's an Ice Dragon Slayer, so I suggest you better watch out...
All Dragon Slayers who don't want to sell their exceeds: ......Fine!!
Me: Alrighty then, let's set up an exceed shop! ^-^ *teleports a stand with the sign 'Exceeds For Sale! Prices start as high as $1'*
Mark: Isn't it suppose to be "As low as $1"?
Me: Nope! That's the max price for an exceed! ^-^
Mark: o..k..
Me: Now, set your exceeds on the stand!
All Dragon Slayers with exceeds, except for Wendy: *sets them down*
Sting: Don't worry, I'll ward off buyers..
Rogue: Nobody will buy you Frosch, I promise.
Frosch: *starts crying* Does that mean no one likes me?
Rogue: N-no, I didn't mean it like that!
Me: *facepalm*
Natsu: Don't worry Happy, no one willwant you!
Happy: Natsuu, that's mean!! ;-;
Mark: ...Didn't Rogue just do that?
Me: Yeah.....
Gajeel: Don't worry Lily, if anyone wants you, I'll give 'em a face full of iron.
Lily: Thanks..I think?
Lexi: Don't worry Jessie, I'll make sure I'm not bought!
Jessie: ...Aren't I suppose to be saying that? -_-'
Lexi: Well, you need someone to support you if Sting won't!
Sting: Did someone say my name??
Lexi: <.< *innocent tone* N-no.....
Jessie: >////< Thanks a lot Lexi..
Luna: I don't wanna be sold!!
Arina: Too bad it's a dare, so we have to do it.
Luna: But you're suppose to feel bad to do this! NOT BE WILLING TO!!
Arina: Eh.
Luna: >-<
Me: Good, all the exceeds are on the table, let the sales begin! *teleports Fairy Tail fanatics to the stand*
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 1: KYAA!!!! EXCEEDS FOR SALE!!
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 2: Are they authentic????
Me: Yup!
All Fanatics: KYAA!!!!! ♥v♥
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 1: I WANT HAPPY!!!
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 3: GIVE WAY I WANT LILY!!!
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 6: Awweh, that gray cat sure is kawaii~
Luna: Uh, Arina, HELP!!
Arina: I'll sell her to you for $15
Luna: ....
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 6: Deal!
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 7: Hey, how much for the pink cat?
Jessie: SHE AIN'T FOR SALE!!
Me: *cough cough*
Jessie: >.< Ergh....$10
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 7: You got it!
Mark: Crystal, what happened to your policy about $1?
Me: Huh? I never said that. ^-^
Mark: .....
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 2: Hey, where's Frosch?
A Fairy Tail Fanatic 5: And Lector??
Yuki: *holding Frosch* ^.^
Me: *squeezing Lector* Sorry, sold out!
Sting/Rogue: *sweatdrops*
Fairy Tail Fanatic 2/5: Aww!!!
Mark: Oi, I thought you were suppose to buy them?
Yuki/Me: We did! *points to Rogue and Sting*
Sting/Rogue: *holding a $20 bill* Sorry guys
Frosch: Fro is expensive!
Lector: *slightly choking* Sting-kun...T-T
Mark: ......
Me: *squeezes Lector like a grape* That's all for this dare minna-san! Until next time!
Gajeel/Natsu/Jessie: OI, WHAT ABOUT GETTING OUR EXCEEDS BACK?!?
Me: You might, you might not! ^-^
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Ask or Dare Sting Eucliffe and the Other Dragon Slayers!
FanfictionEver want to ask or dare something to Sting? Well, now you can! Ask or dare him anything you want, and I'm sure he'll deliver (I'll make him :3). Also, because just daring Sting would be boring, you can ask the other Dragon Slayers too! Any reque...
