Me: Hi minna-san! This is a sequel to Cat Burglar!
Jessie: Sequel how?
Yuki: ^.^ RRRYYYOOOSSS *takes Fro and goes threw a portal and closes it just when Rogue was about to go in so he end up hitting the wall and leaves a paper on Rogue forehead*
Rogue: FROOOOOOOOOOOSCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Me: ....That's how..
Jessie: Oh...
Rogue: *pounds on the wall* GIVE ME BACK FROSCH YUKI!!!
Me: *rips the piece of paper of Rogue's forehead* Hmm, what's this? *reads it and sly smile start to creep on her lips*
Mark: 0-0 I don't think I like that smile..
Jessie/Sting: Me neither..
Me: Well well well, this is a list of dares! fufufu...
Rogue: WHAT'S IT SAY?!?! DOES IT TELL US HOW TO GET FROSCH BACK?!?!
Me: Sort of. It says: "I dare Ryos to make out with Gajeel if you don't then You won't see Fro or lily * I stole Pantherlily when I went threw the portal* and I dare Mark to anger The king, Magic council, Acnologia, Zeref and Ryos oh and try to survive ^.^"
Jessie/Sting: Holy crap...
Gajeel: *notices Pantherlily is missing* OI SHE CAN'T TAKE MY NEKO!!! AND I AIN'T MAKING OUT WITH RYOS
Me: She already did, and you have to..
Gajeel: ....
Mark: WHY DA HELL AM I THE ONE BEING DARED LIKE THIS?!?!
Me: Because I don't think you've suffered enough yet. c:<
Jessie: ....Don't you mean Yuki?
Me: Huh? Oh, right.
Jessie: *sweatdrops*
Me: Anyways, you three have to do it or else you'll face Yuki's wrath *cough cough* Fro and Lily will totally die *cough cough*
Gajeel/Rogue: F-fine!
Mark: Ugh...
Me: Alrighty then, to the dares! ^-^
Gajeel/Rogue: *start making out*
Me: ....... Let's give them some privacy...Mark?
Mark: If I wasn't so scared....
Me: heheheh.. *teleports Mark to the king*
The King: Ugh, what is it you want now?
Mark: Your daughter is so beautiful I don't know how someone as ugly as you could give way to such a pretty girl.
Princess Hisui: ....
The King: GRRRR GAROU KNIGHTS!!!!
Garou Knights: GET HIM!!
Mark: *rolls his eyes and flips all of them, knocking them out* Yeah, I ain't as weak as Sting..
Sting: *through lacrima vision* HEYY!!
Mark: Next part or what?
Me: *sweatdrops* alright alright, if you're so eager for your death... *teleports him to the magic council*
Magic Council: We are getting annoyed of you non-straight Fairy Tail members, so tell me, what is it that you want this time?
Mark: First of all, I ain't in Fairy Tail, second of all, you're all so old and weak I think even Romeo could beat you in one second!
Romeo: OI!!!
Magic Council: GRRRR RUNE KNIGHTS!!!
Rune Knights: YES SIR!
Mark: Jeez... *turns into a shadow and dissapears into the floor*
Keysha: Hey look, he's a Shadow Dragon Slayer! He's Rogue's brother! ^.^
Rogue/Mark: WE'RE NOT BROTHERS!!!!
Me: *sweatdrops* oi oi... *teleports Mark to Acnologia*
Acnologia: I'm getting sick of you humans.....what is it that you want?
Mark: Your momma is so ugly she was ashamed that she had you because you're even uglier!
Me: Yo momma jokes...really? -_-'
Acnologia: OKAY!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PESKY HUMANS!!
Mark: *turns back into a shadow* WOULD YA GET ME OUT OF HERE?!?!
Me: I didn't hear you say please..
Mark: I'M GOING TO DIE!!
Me: Eh, good enough. *teleports him to Zeref*
Mark: *facepalms himself*
Zeref: Erk, what now filthy human?
Mark: How old are you?
Me/Jessie/Sting: ......
Zeref: YOU ANNOYING PESKY HUMAN!!!! DEMONS!!!
Sting/Jessie: That's all it takes to anger him..?
Me: Yup!
Mark: Anytime now...
Me: Hmm, if it's anytime..
Mark: I MEANT NOW!!
Me: Awweh, it was just getting fun... *teleports him back*
Mark: Phew..
Jessie: Um, you're not done yet..
Mark: What...
Me: *whispers* You gotta anger Rogue now! Shouldn't be a problem cause he's already ticked off about Frosch!
Mark: *says under his breath* Curse you Yuki... *walks up to Rogue* Hey Rogue..?
Rogue: *still angry* What?!
Mark: I helped Yuki with the kidnapping of Frosch and Lily.
Rogue/Gajeel: WHAT?!?!?!
Mark: *sweatdrops*
Rogue/Gajeel: YOU BETTER TELL US WHERE IS SHE OR YOU'RE GOING TO PAY *goes into Shadow Drive/Iron Shadow mode*
Mark: Becoming a shadow useless?
Me/Jessie: Yup.
Mark: Okay then..
Gajeel/Rogue: *charges towards Mark*
Mark: *turns into water and melts onto the floor*
Gajeel/Rogue: *slips on him and slam into the wall and are knocked out*
Mark: *turns back to normal* Jeez, was that all it took?
Jessie: Apparently so...
Me: Well, that's all we have for this chapter! Until next time minna-san!
Sting: How do you know there's not a part 3?
Me: O.O
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