Jumping Off a Skyscraper Yet Again and Kissing?!

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Me: Hi minna! We have another new guest to this book!

KeyshaWolf: Hey Crystal~! I got the message so can I join your book?

Me: Course you can!  Welcome to the book!

Sting: Oh great, another darer..

Me: *slaps Sting* BE NICE!

Sting: H-hai!

Me: So Keysha, what's your dare?

Keysha: I have three dares actually!

Me: Okay, I think I can fit that into one chapter, what are they?

Keysha: Okay, the first one is I dare all of you, even me, to jump from a skyscraper so that I can get over my fear. ^-^

Jessie/Mark/Sting: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US!?!?

Keysha: Maybe~ 

Mark: HA! I don't have to do this dare!

Me: Actually, you do, because she said everyone, which can be interpreted in many ways, so I have to make all those interpretations true...

Mark: Dangit...

Yuki/Wyt: *walks in* Hey guys!  What's up?

Me: Well, we're jumping off a skyscraper again!

Yuki: Oh! Let me get Ryos then! *teleports Rogue here*

Rogue: NOO!! WHY AM I HERE AGAIN?? I JUST GOT MY WOUNDS REPAIRED FROM LAST CHAPTER!

Yuki: We're jumping off a skyscraper again Ryos! ^-^

Rogue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Wyt: Am I in it too?

Me: Afraid so.

Wyt: Eh, okay.

Jessie/Mark/Sting: *sweatdrops*

Jessie: What about the other Dragon Slayers?

Me: Eh, that'd be too many people to jump to their death, so people already here will be good enough.

Rogue: WHY AM I HERE THEN?!

Me: I just thought it would be funny if you had to jump off a skyscraper again. xD

Rogue: I hope you die...

Me: Oh, I can't because I'm the author of this book.

Rogue: ....

Me: Now, onto the dare! *teleports everyone to the same skyscraper*

Me/Keysha/Yuki/Wyt: 3...2....1...GO!!

everyone: *jumps off the building*

Me: *teleports back to the skyscraper and sits on the ledge*

Yuki: *teleports next to me* All Keysha said was that you had to jump right?

Me: Yup. c:

Yuki: Should we teleport all of them back then?

Me: Nope, just Keysha *teleports her back*

Keysha: WHOOO!  That was fun!  Why was I so scared??

Me: Don't know, probably just you.

Yuki: *teleports three popcorn bags* Popcorn?

Me/Keysha: Don't mind if I do *takes popcorn and munches on it*

Me/Keysha/Yuki: *watches everyone else fall to their death*

Keysha: Hey, you know, we need them alive for my next dare..

Me: Awww, fine... *teleports them all back to the building before they reach the ground*

Sting/Rogue/Jessie/Mark: I'M ALIVE!!!

Me: Yup, alive to do Keysha's next dare!

Sting/Rogue: AW CMON!!

Jessie/Mark: Does it involve me?

Keysha: Well, it only involves the boy Dragon Slayers so you're good guys.

Jessie/Mark: *high fives each other*

Sting/Rogue: We hate you...

Keysha: Hey, who knows?  Maybe my dare won't be so bad?

Sting/Rogue: Is it good?

Keysha: Nope.  I dare Sting to kiss all the boy Dragon Slayers.

Sting/Rogue: WHAT!?!?!?!?

Keysha: Sorry I got bored. ^-^

Rogue: BUT HE KISSED ME ALREADY!!

Sting: I AIN'T KISSING ALL OF THEM!!

Me: Too bad, you have to do it.  Yuki, will you do the honors?

Yuki: Sure *teleports everyone back and teleports all the boy Dragon Slayers*

All boy Dragon Slayers except Sting and Rogue: Why're we here?

Me: Sting has to kiss all of you! c:

All boy Dragon Slayers: NO FRIKIN WAY!!

Laxus: Just.  No.

Cobra: I'm out.

Natsu: THAT'S JUST GROSS!

Gajeel: I AGREE WITH SALAMANDER!

Yuki: Too bad either do it or FACE MY WRATH! *gives them all death glares*

All boy Dragon Slayers: *sweatdrops* F-fine!

Me: Well, this is going to be disgusting, so how about we timeskip this real quick?

~When the dare is done~

All boy Dragon Slayers: BLEGH EWWWW!! *spitting on the floor*

Sting: *shudders* I'm scarred for life..

Me: Yeah, trust me when I say next chapter you're dead.

Sting: Wait, WHAT!?!

Me: Soo..Keysha, what's your last dare?

Keysha: *looking at pictures she took of Sting kissing the other Dragon Slayers* Oh right, I dare all of you to kiss the person you hate the most! ^-^

Everyone: WHAT!?!

Me: Naturally, I can't. cx

Yuki: And anyone I kiss will die immediately because I would've killed them.  c:

Wyt: Same for me.

Keysha: Everyone else, go ahead!

Me: *holds in vomit* Um, do I have to describe this?

Keysha: Well...no, I guess not..

Me: Good, cause I think I'm going to be sick if I do..

~after the dare is done~

Everyone: PTOOEY!!

Me: *comes back from vomiting* God that was just disgusting..

Yuki/Keysha: Agreed...

Me: Well, that's *cough* it for today, please don't forget to *cough* post your dares in the comments...

Sting: WHAT DID YOU MEAN I'M DEAD NEXT CHAPTER?!

Me: Find out..next chapter...

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