Being Cupid For The Day! Part 4

89 6 0
                                    

Me: Hi minna-san! This is the last part for this super long dare!

All Dragon Slayers + Mark: FINALLY!!!!!

Me: *sweatdrops* I agree with that...

Helpless: You too?! ;-;

Me: Hey, you can't blame me. This has taken a long time to do, and I have dares piling up.

Helpless: T^T

Me: ....Just tell me the last dare..

Helpless: Fine then! I dare everyone to go through a poisonous obstacle course and first five who make it out alive get a request of either death to a person, magic is aloud. But things will be moving. And there's a spell on it so everyone will get motion sickness no matter what.

Dragon Slayers: .......

Me: ....

Helpless: ^-^

Mark: So...you mean everyone....including us?

Helpless: No, just Dragon Slayers

Mark: Phew...

all Dragon Slayers: ╥﹏╥

Me: Yosh! *teleports poisonous obstacle course*

Everyone: o.o'

Me: Kay, you heard her, first five gets to kill anyone of their choice!

Helpless: *teleports everyone to the starting line* Ready?

Me: Set..

Helpless/Me: GO!

*obstacle course starts moving*

All Dragon Slayers: *gets motion sickness*

Jessie: Even...me..?

Helpless: I said everyone will get motion sickness no matter what! Sheesh, no one listens to me.

Jessie: ╥︣﹏᷅╥᷅

Ruka: Why am I here too..?

Helpless: GOD I SAID ALL DRAGON SLAYERS!!

Me: *sweatdrops* you are an Ice Dragon Slayer, which means you can and probably will be dared.

Ruka: Fair enough..

Wendy: *cough* Is this what motion sickness feels like? ╥︣﹏᷅╥᷅

All other Dragon Slayers: Welcome to the club of Dragon Slayers Wendy...

Sting: Get me out of this *dry heaves* monstrosity! ╥︣﹏᷅╥᷅

All Dragon Slayers: Agreed...

Rogue: Can we just pass?

Helpless/Me: NOPE!

Wyt: I swear I'ma get revenge Helpless...

Helpless: Hehe, can't do that now can you?

Wyt: Ohhh, that's where you're wrong.. *tries to turn into light ray but fails* What?!

Helpless: Can't do it when you're sick can you? :3

Wyt: Tch, I don't need magic then, I just need to crawl to the finish line *starts crawling*

Rose: Right behind you sis! *follows her*

Laxus: Death to any person we want huh? *starts crawling as well*

Natsu: I can probably get there before you can Iron Head!

Gajeel: What did you say?!

Natsu: I said I can beat you!

Gajeel: In your dreams!

Natsu: Oh *dry heaves* yeah?!

Gajeel: Yeah!

Natsu/Gajeel: *starts fighting*

Me: ....Well, they won't get it.

Helpless: Yup...

Cobra: Tch...this is for Cubellios... *starts crawling*

Arina: Ohhh, I so need that... *starts crawling too*

Wyt/Rose/Laxus/Cobra/Arina: *crosses the finish line* DONE!!

Me: well, whadoya know..

Helpless: Those are our five winners! *makes obstacle course disappear*

All Dragon Slayers: I CAN BREATHE!!!

Natsu: It's your fault I didn't win!

Gajeel: No, it's your fault I didn't win!

Natsu: Grr, tema...

Gajeel: You wanna go?!

Natsu/Gajeel: *continues fighting*

Helpless/Me/Mark: -.-'

Me: So, who do you wanna kill then?

Wyt/Rose/Laxus/Cobra/Arina: HELPLESS!!

Helpless: WHAT?!

Me: Ohh, that backfired on you! XD

Helpless: *sweatdrops* C'mon guys, let's think this through..

Cobra: You made me kill Cubellios...

Arina: You made me go through Hell...

Wyt/Rose: You made people bitch slap and piss off our dad..

Laxus: You made me make out with Mira!

Me: ...but you enjoyed it. -_-'

Laxus: Eh, well, still.

Wyt/Rose/Laxus/Cobra/Arina: GET HER!!!

Helpless: *starts running away*

Wyt/Rose/Laxus/Cobra/Arina: *Chases after her*

Me: *yells to Helpless* Atleast it's better than a voodoo doll!

Helpless: NOT REALLY!

Me: Hehe, well, that's all for this chapter! Next up, Cat Burglar part 3?!

Mark: Wait, WHAT?!

Me: :3

Jessie: Well, atleast we're done with this cupid thing now..

Erza: *tick mark* Oh Jessie...

Jessie: O.O' E-Erza?!

Erza: You still haven't gotten punishment for leading me in the wrong direction....

Me: *cough cough* from part 1 *cough*

Jessie: *sweatdrops* Hehe...really?

Erza: Yup...

Jessie: *slowly starts backing away* Well...you see... *starts running*

Erza: COME BACK AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT!! *chases afer her*

Me: ^_^ Alrighty, till next time minna-san!

Ask or Dare Sting Eucliffe and the Other Dragon Slayers!Where stories live. Discover now