Me: Hi minna-san! Today we have.. *reads name on paper* T^T Helpless...
Jessie/Mark/Sting: ..Why are you crying..?
Me: Cause it's another long one..
Practically everyone: UGHHHHH...
Helpless: Hey, it's only 19 short ones!
Everyone (including me): 19?!?!?
Me: *facepalm* As long as they're short..
Helpless: They are! :3 Here's the list.. *pulls out a long list of paper and reads out loud*
1. I dare master Mavis to steal Natsu-San's scarf.
2. I dare Loke to make a move on current Bisca.
3. I dare Laki and Kinana to kiss.
4. I dare Gray to not strip for a day.
5. I dare Wendy to challenge him during that day.
6. I dare Erza to roast Jellal.
7. I dare Lucy to let Happy give her a haircut, of course cancer will probably fix it.
8. I dare Alzack to hit on Gajeel.
9. I dare Levy to walk around to guild in 8 inch heels all day.
11. I dare Edo Gray to do the ice bucket challenge.
12. I dare Gajeel to take out ALL his piercings and show us how he puts them in.
13. I dare Juvia to kiss Lucy.
14. I dare Happy to kiss Lily.
15. I dare Levy to burn a book, any book.
16. I dare Jellal to kill all his clones, because there are too many of him.
17. I dare Max to put spikes on the end of Broom.
19. I dare Asuka to make Carla and Happy kiss somehow.
Everyone: .....
Me: *gloomy aura* Atleast they're short...
Everyone who's involved in the dares: Short, but still deadly..
Me: *lets out gloomy sigh* Alright people, come on! Mavis-san?
Mavis: Mm! No problem! Natsu?
Natsu: *walks up to her* Yeah?
Mavis: Give me your scarf. ^_^
Natsu: W-what?
Mavis: You heard me. Give it.
Natsu: B-but I got this from Igneel and—
Mavis: *dark aura around her* Give. It.
Natsu: *gulps and hands it to her*
Mavis: *smiles brightly* Thank you!
Me: On to Dare #2! Loke?
Loke: Hitting on a girl? Pfft, easy. *goes up to Bisca* Hey, I think your gun hit me with a love bullet, because I'm falling in love with you.
Bisca: *turns around with Asuka in her arms* Excuse me?
Loke: O▽O U-uh...
Alzack: *pissed* Yeah Loke, what did you say?
Loke: Um.....*runs away*
Alzack: *chases him* COME BACK HERE AND GET PAYMENT FOR HITTING ON MY WIFE!
Bisca: *sweatdrops*
Asuka: Mama, what was that?
Bisca: Nothing you need to know sweetie.
Me: #3!
Laki/Kinana: *sweatdrops* Um...
Helpless: DO IT!
Laki/Kinana: *gulps and kisses*
Mira: NOOOO, THE KINABRA AND THE LAGI!
Me: Okay, I got the Kinabra part, but Lagi?
Mira: Gildarts x Laki, duh.
Me: ....
Mira: ^-^
Me: ....yeah, on to #4 please.
Gray: Wait wait wait, I CAN'T STRIP?!
Me: Yup.
Gray: *sweatdrops* N-no, I can do this. It's totally easy..
*couple seconds later*
Gray: ARGHHHH, I CAN'T DO IT!!! *tries to take shirt off*
Juvia: That's why Juvia glued Gray-sama's shirt and pants on so that Gray-sama won't lose this dare!! ^^
Gray: *still pulling* NO I MUST TAKE IT OFF ERGHHH!!
Juvia: You can do it Gray-sama!
Me: *sweatdrops* On to 5..
Wendy: A-ano, Gray-san? Can I challenge you to a battle?
Gray: *sweating from trying to hard to get his shirt off* Yeah, sure, whatever. *gets into battle stance* Ice..*pant*..Make...
Wendy: Sky Dragon's Roar! *makes him fly away* A-ah, sumimasen!
Me: #6?
Erza: I-I have to ROAST Jellal?!
Me/Helpless: yup.
Helpless: Think of him..like...a cake that can only reach its true tastiness by being roasted!
Erza: *mouth starts to water* true tastiness huh..? *runs away and comes back with a tied Jellal.
Jellal: E-Erza? W-what are you doing?!
Erza: I'm going to roast you so your true tastiness is reached!
Jellal: *sweatdrops* E-eh?
Erza: *puts Jellal over a fire* REACH YOUR TRUE TASTINESS REACH IT!!!
Jellal: AHHH!!!
Me: Hehe, #7 *hands Happy a pair of scissors*
Lucy: Gulp.
Happy: Aye! Don't worry Lucy! I'm gonna make you look like Natsu!
Lucy: E-eh?
Happy: How do you think his hair is spiky? <:
Lucy: Oh dear God.
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Happy: All done! *gives Lucy a mirror*
Lucy: *has a mohawk* KYAA!!!
Happy: I know, piece of work right?
Lucy: *fumbles with her keys* WHERE IS IT. WHERE'S CANCER!?!
Me: Oo, that's all I have time for! To be continued minna-san!
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