Me: Hi minna-san! Today, I'm going to try to do as many dares as I can in the span of less than a hour!
Jessie: *sweatdrops* Not that much then right..?
Me: Nope! Not much at all! *claps hands together* But for now! Here's a really old dare I didn't do from Wyt_Infinity!
Rose: XDDD Nee-chan calm down!!
Wyt: *eats a random fire with still red eyes* Dummit leave me alone
Star: Heh he sure did it
Rose: *nodds* agreed *eyes turn red*
Koca: Kay Rogue dare you run over a cliff, swim in poisons lake with man eating sharks and vampires that wanna suck ya blood and anger Crystal while you're on it.
Star: If you guys are looking at me im not gonna suck his blood!! It doesn't taste good anyways!!
Koca: Oh and also run away from Rose thats trying to kill you with Wyt's demons that came from hell
Rose: Eh Nee-chan.... How do you do that evil thing again *glares like Zeref and Yuki and Wyt combined with an evil smirk* Let me see ya die *demons appear from behind her*
Me: Oh, wow.
Rogue: 0.o Oh dear Mavis.
Me: Uh, *smirks at Rogue* Better run.
Rogue: Gladly. *RUNS LIKE HECK*
Rose: *she and demons run after him*
Me: *snaps fingers*
Rogue: *suddenly appears on a cliff and accidentally runs off the cliff* SHIIIIIII-- *dives into poison lake below*
Me: *looks over cliff* He dead?
Rogue: *gasps* OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! *skin burning from poison, but swims anyways as man-eating sharks and random vampires chase after him*
Me: Oof, this is like a chase scene from a movie or something.
Wyt: *still angered but has calmed down a bit* Shouldn't he piss you off?
Me: Huh. You know, he still has to do that, but I don't think he--
Sting: *imitating Rogue* CRYSTAL HAS LIKE A TON OF DARES TO DO! SHE'LL NEVER FINISH THEM ALL HAHAHAHA!!!
Me: *blanks out*
Jessie/Mark/Wyt: *sweatdrops*
Me: Rogue. *slowly and creepily turns towards the poison lake* What did you say?
Rogue: *panting* S-SAY WHAT?
Me: *dark aura around her* *shadow over her eyes* You know, you really shouldn't anger the author, AKA the overall god of this world *snaps fingers*
Rogue: *can't hear me* What did she--O_O *huge poison tidal wave* HOLY SHI-- *gets hit by wave*
Me: *stomps away*
Jessie/Sting/Wyt: *watches me leave*
Jessie: ...You've sinned Sting.
Sting: *smirks* And I don't regret it.
Jessie: *sighs and looks back* CRYSTAL YOU HAD AN ANNOUNCEMENT DIDN'T YOU?
Me: *from a distance* NO MORE DARES FOR A WHILE MINNA, I HAVE MAJOR BLOCKAGE OF DARES AND I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE! ALSO, I'VE BEEN THINKING, AND I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO ESTABLISH A "NO NSFW (not safe for workplace) RULE! OKAY BYE. *silence*
Jessie: Yeesh, she's pissed.
Sting: Mmmmhmmm...
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Ask or Dare Sting Eucliffe and the Other Dragon Slayers!
FanfictionEver want to ask or dare something to Sting? Well, now you can! Ask or dare him anything you want, and I'm sure he'll deliver (I'll make him :3). Also, because just daring Sting would be boring, you can ask the other Dragon Slayers too! Any reque...
