Ask or Dare Sting Eucliffe and the Other Dragon Slayers!

Swimming With The Sharks!

Me: Hi minna-san!  We have Helpless-chan with us today once again! 

Sting: Oh god...

Helpless: Hi guys!  Hmm..I have a dare!  I dare all the Dragon Slayers, including Wendy, Jessie, Akira, Wyt, etc., TO GO SKINNY DIPPING!!!

Dragon Slayers: WHAT?!?!?!!?

Helpless: Yup!  And then the fill the pool with poisonous sharks and have a race to see who comes out alive! ^-^

All Dragon Slayers except Wendy: She's trying to kill us..

Helpless: So what?  You have to do it! c:

Me: Exactly!  *teleports pool*  So, who first?

Dragon Slayers: *silence*

Me: -_-' Fine, I'll do it for you! *makes them naked and shoves all of them into the pool*

Jessie: Eh, this isn't so bad..

All Dragon Slayers except for Jessie and Wendy: SAYS THE WATER DRAGON SLAYER!!!

Wendy: I-it's very cold!

Wyt: I-I hate you H-Helpless...

All other Dragon Slayers: A-agreed...

Natsu: Maybe I should just heat this water up! *makes the water boiling hot*

Wyt: Ah, that's kinda nice..

Jessie" Eh, still no difference to me..

All Dragon Slayers except Jessie and Wyt: IT'S HOT!!!

Me: And now for part 2! *teleports poisonous sharks into the pool*

Helpless: You can use whatever magic you please, just not on the sharks! ^-^

Jessie: *turns into water and flows all the way to then end of the pool* Done.

Wyt: *turns into a light ray and travels through the water and makes it to the end of the pool* Me too.

Gajeel: *hand turns into a metal fan and goes to the end* Gihee.

Rogue: *turns into a shadow and goes to the end too* There.

Laxus: Hmm, how about I just do this?  *Turns into a lightning bolt, which in turn electrocutes everybody except the sharks, and gets to the end*

Everyone on the end: *sweatdrops*

Laxus: Maybe that wasn't the best idea..

Everyone on the end plus me and Helpless: You think?

Natsu/Sting/Cobra: *still paralyzed from shock while sharks gain on them*

Me: Well, that's it for this chapter!  Please don't forget--

Jessie: Um, what about them?

Me: Jessie, don't interrupt me when I'm doing the end motto, and I don't think minna would like to see this...

Jessie: You know, some people might not know what minna even is..

Me: It's Japanese for everyone, duh..

Jessie: Some people might not know that..

Me: Well, then they're not anime fans.  

Jessie: ...

Me: *ahem* Please don't forget to post your dares in the comments below!  Until next time minna-san!

Helpless: Ha!  Crystal, you have got to see them! 

Me: Coming!