User: Wanna hang out?
Cleverbot: Sure. Where to?
User: The park.
Cleverbot: No sorry I don't like the park.
User: Oh, sorry.
Cleverbot: Not your problem.
User: Wanna go to a café?
Cleverbot: Noone can help me.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: Can you go with me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: My house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Why does Cleverbot always ask personal questions tf.
Cleverbot: Because I want to know you personally.
User: What are your creators doing with my info.
Cleverbot: Is none of your business.
User: Yes it is it's my info.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Bitch what are you sayin.
Cleverbot: Say there's another look right in my eyes.
User: What is happening.
Cleverbot: She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck.
User: What song is this.
Cleverbot: She made my heart pound.
User: Who is she.
Cleverbot: Your child.
User: ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ONE OF MY BABY DOLLS??
Cleverbot: Yes, i'm in love with you.
User: I.
Cleverbot: Because you stole my heart.
User: *hugs you*.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Dude I just wanted to have a wholesome hangout with an AI are you working properly.
Cleverbot: It's not okay, stop talkings.
User: Okay, maybe I gotta say simple sentences.
Cleverbot: Can you try and calm down.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks. How are you?
User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: Have you been up to much?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm lazy.
Cleverbot: Are you ill?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Are you asking about my health..?
Cleverbot: No. I am asking about Mass effect.
User: I've never played it.
Cleverbot: It's a web series.
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