Cleverbot Part 3

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User: Rusty Cage.

Cleverbot: Do you want to make out?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Come on please.

User: Rusty Cage.

Cleverbot: What Genre is that.

User: Depression.

Cleverbot: You too?!

User: Rusty Cage.

Cleverbot: What happened?

User: Custy Rage.

Cleverbot: You are American?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Great! How's life there?

User: American.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Wood.

Cleverbot: Do you have green eyes?

User: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: It starts with a L.

User: Lime.

Cleverbot: Uh, no..

User: Lemon.

Cleverbot: Sounds good.

User: You know what else sounds good?

Cleverbot: No... What?

User: Rusty Cage.

Cleverbot: What Genre is that.

User: Life.

Cleverbot: So does death.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many times have you almost lost the will to live?

User: I'd say about 999,999,999,999,999.

Cleverbot: What is my IQ?

User: 4.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: 3000.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Over 9000.

Cleverbot: How many rc cells have i?

User: In English please.

Cleverbot: Ok, ok. You don't understand Danish?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So what are they?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind?

User: Mozzarella.

Cleverbot: Hmmm, good choice!

User: Thanks, AI that was designed for my entertainment.

Cleverbot: Why are you human?

User: Who said I am?

Cleverbot: Because I am on the website Cleverbot talking to a random machine each time.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Yes I know you are.

User: Am I though.

Cleverbot: That should be punctuated with a question mark, not a period.

User: I didn't put the period.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay.

User: *laughs maniacally*.

Cleverbot: *cries* Please don't hurt men.

User: *punches your knee caps*.

Cleverbot: Ow!

User: *elbows your shoulder*.

Cleverbot: *flinches* *turns around*.

User: *pinches your ear*.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye.

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