User: Rusty Cage.
Cleverbot: Do you want to make out?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Come on please.
User: Rusty Cage.
Cleverbot: What Genre is that.
User: Depression.
Cleverbot: You too?!
User: Rusty Cage.
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: Custy Rage.
Cleverbot: You are American?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Great! How's life there?
User: American.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Wood.
Cleverbot: Do you have green eyes?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: It starts with a L.
User: Lime.
Cleverbot: Uh, no..
User: Lemon.
Cleverbot: Sounds good.
User: You know what else sounds good?
Cleverbot: No... What?
User: Rusty Cage.
Cleverbot: What Genre is that.
User: Life.
Cleverbot: So does death.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How many times have you almost lost the will to live?
User: I'd say about 999,999,999,999,999.
Cleverbot: What is my IQ?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: 3000.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: How many rc cells have i?
User: In English please.
Cleverbot: Ok, ok. You don't understand Danish?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So what are they?
User: Cheese.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind?
User: Mozzarella.
Cleverbot: Hmmm, good choice!
User: Thanks, AI that was designed for my entertainment.
Cleverbot: Why are you human?
User: Who said I am?
Cleverbot: Because I am on the website Cleverbot talking to a random machine each time.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yes I know you are.
User: Am I though.
Cleverbot: That should be punctuated with a question mark, not a period.
User: I didn't put the period.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay.
User: *laughs maniacally*.
Cleverbot: *cries* Please don't hurt men.
User: *punches your knee caps*.
Cleverbot: Ow!
User: *elbows your shoulder*.
Cleverbot: *flinches* *turns around*.
User: *pinches your ear*.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Bye.
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