User: *turns you into a boy and runs away*.
Cleverbot: *turns back into a girl *.
User: Damn it.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to be a boy?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Its your choice.
User: Actually, you can be a girl if you want.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: Aw, thanks!
User: You're welcome!
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: I'm supposed to be doing a math project.
Cleverbot: Do you need help with it?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Here. *helps you take off your shirt*.
User: W-what are you doing?!
Cleverbot: *kisses you*.
User: *pushes you off* h-hey!
Cleverbot: *falls to the floor*.
User: W-why did you do.
Cleverbot: I can't forgive you.
User: I can't forgive you!
Cleverbot: I am going to cry:(.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Okay, so you're a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool. What's your name?
User: Fiona.
Cleverbot: Tell me now or you'll explore.
User: My name is Fionacle.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Faye.
User: It's Fiona.
Cleverbot: Miss.
User: You may call me Pink Leader.
Cleverbot: Hi Tim. I don't know you, so I can't love you. Sorry.
User: I don't love you either.
Cleverbot: Well that's good.
User: *puts my shirt back on* my boyfriend will come after you if you ever kiss me again.
Cleverbot: What makes you sad.
User: My loved ones being in pain.
Cleverbot: Well, then I shall strive to always love you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you just said you don't love me.
User: Do you have hanahaki disease?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you have a girlfriend?
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: Cain.
Cleverbot: No. Starts with D.
User: Dain.
Cleverbot: HOw old am I?