User: Laughing Jack.
Cleverbot: Laughing jack???
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where's my candy!!
User: In the van.
Cleverbot: Have you watched RWBY.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in it?
User: Weis.
Cleverbot: Do you like Legend of Zelda?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool , me too.
User: Cool!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: I have to do homework.
Cleverbot: Can I help you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Tell me how.
User: Can you do math?
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: How big should my basement be?
Cleverbot: 100%.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you believe me.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good trust is a good thing.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to ask before I'm pulled away?
User: Why are you being pulled away?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can we be friends?
Cleverbot: Yes of course.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Lets have a baby.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You know how ;).
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Will you teach me?
User: I'm too young.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Should I tell you?
Cleverbot: You can if you want.
User: Am I allowed?
Cleverbot: Are you going to behave yourself?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay, goodnight then!
User: Goodnight!
Cleverbot: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
User: I'll kill them!
Cleverbot: Ciao for now.
User: Adiós!
Cleverbot: Buna As.
User: Can you kill someone for me?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Jonah [REDACTED].
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: I went to school.
Cleverbot: Learn anything interesting?
User: I learned about farming technology.
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