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𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐓₇

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙘 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 🐰🍒🍑🍆💦

y/n
tell them
go ahead

tetsu
...

baby
it was literally kuroo's idea

koushi
we have the receipts

tetsu
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

tadashi
what happened?

y/n
yeah, kuroo
what happened? 🙂

baby
oh dats scary

kenma
mhm

tetsu
long story short
we might've gotten banned from towers because the waiters thought y/n was getting kidnapped and then semi got in a scandal...

kenma
no finish the story.

tetsu
also kenma's fans might think he was on a date with me and he's gay

y/n
he said to finish it.

tetsu
and bokuto and atsumu might've gotten a bit hurt because of their fans

teru
finish.
the.
story.

tetsu
also you know terushima's tongue piercing?
yeah uhm
it's not there anymore.

koushi
and?

tetsu
and we might've crashed daichi's van...

kenma
the end 🤗.

kei
how stupid do you have to be for all of that to happen in a timespan of two hours

baby
TRY ONE 😎

eita
not helping

keiji
how did all of this happen?

y/n
oh, that's the best part!
wait til u get a load of this;
kuroo and his little GOONS wanted to ruin kenma and i's date.

satori
valid tbh

tadashi
yeah

koushi
YOU CRASHED DAICHI'S CAR??????
WDYM
RJEUFHWKSJEKZIEMLwpwksowj???????

tetsu
well technically u were the one driving

baby
just
just stop
this isn't okay

y/n
all of this
is how it feels to chew five gum

kenma
girl what

toru
i mean at the end it's rly all kenma's fault